Bitches On Benches Bitches On Benches | Penny, Julie, and Guests

Host: Julie Bee
 
Introduction of our drinking game
 
Topics Discussed 
Losing One’s Senses, The 18.9” Virgin, Dick Pics
If you could pick only 3 of these pills, which 3 would they be?
1- Perfect Health  2- Choose To Keep Our Body Type  3- Super Strength  4- Heal Others Illnesses  5- Super Intelligence  6- Find Love Forever  7- Talk To A Deceased Loved One  8- Change 3 Things From The Past ; 9- Unlimited Money
 
The Drinking game…
When Julie says “Seriously, you guys are funny” or “You guys are hilarious,”  take a drink.
When Jane says anything or doesn’t make sense (except when she is hosting), or does a countdown to end the podcast when we’re not ready to end the podcast, then take a drink.
When Nikki says “Uge” instead of huge, take a drink.
If Penny is actually funny, take two drinks!!
 
Email us your answers.
 
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
Q-tips, Unilever, Google

Host: Nikki Smythe
Topics Discussed 
Masturbation and its health benefits, Therapy and Self Help Charlatans.
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
The Goop, Netflix, Seinfeld, 1978, KY Gel

Host: Penelope Friese
Open discussion of our take on these topics... 
Cafe, Fast Food, or Restaurant; Coffee choices and preferences, Nikki clears up caffeine myth, Julie disagrees with everyone, An ambiguous list of bodily Itches, 
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
Mark Critch, This Hour Has 22 Minutes, Tim Hortons, McCafé, Mandarin Restaurants, Harvey’s, Swiss Chalet, McDonald’s

Sidebar: Penny uses the word schmegegge which is a Yiddish word meaning - baloney; hot air; nonsense.meaninglessness,, nonsensicality, bunk. Recorded early February before COVID-19 shutdowns began, Penny also uses the word carafe, which is an open-topped glass flask typically used for serving wine or water, but in this case - coffee

Host: Jane Depreeve
Once again we talk about what you don’t care about, like… Should the Oscars be political? Roommate questions; A job worth doing... 
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
None to speak of strangely enough.

Host: Julie Bee
Jane thinks counting backwards means we will edit her part out. She was wrong.
In this episode we cover topics like...
Online dating; Considering being a Dominatrix; Seeking Arrangements/Sugar Daddies; Catfishing; Porn addictions.
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
Everything To Do With Sex Show (Taboo, Canwest Productions), eBay, Edible Arrangements, Skip The Dishes, Pizza Pops

Host: Nikki Smythe
Okay, you’ve figured out we’re Canadian, we’re weird, have mental health issues, and so much more!
Oh! And we apologize a lot.
Topics discussed
Winter blahs/blues; Mental health/meds; Creating an app; Woman bites off man’s tongue
HOPEFUL SPONSORS MENTIONED: 
Summer’s Eve, Lay’s Chips (Pepsi Co)