Cookies: A Basketball Podcast COOKIES

New eps drop on Patreon first! Ozempic shaming (2:03), Post Malone's cultural costume (15:02), "No Diddy" (37:25), New York City members-only clubs (44:02), Papi Steak and the $1,000 tomahawk (55:02), Pacers beat decimated Knicks (1:00:23), Mavs head to WCF (1:22:45), Wolves stun Nuggets (1:31:02), where do NBA playoff losers go from here? (1:47:17). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Clyde's Wine & Dine (1:13), bodega food (10:02), Steve Albini, edgelord (20:42), Hulu's "The Contestant" (29:13), iPod commercial (33:50), neo-temperance (43:25), Knicks drop two to the Pacers (1:00:02), Cavs fumble the bag against the Celtics (1:12:14), Nugget x Wolves turning into a classic (1:23:05), Kyrie's redemption, Dallas vs OKC (1:32:32), Caitlin Clark's upcoming WNBA debut (1:44:52), 2024 Draft conspiracies (1:56:32). 

Fresh eps drop on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Bourgeoisie shame of the farmer's market (2:26), models and bottles (8:10), Drake and Kendrick's unsavory beef (22:04), AI Tupac back (39:32), the steel-toed boot of authority (46:32), Knicks over Sixers in Cookies Civil War (57:34), memories of Tobias Harris (1:04:03), playoff tickets and the grim endgame of disruptive tech (1:10:02), Knicks vs Pacers: styles make fights (1:21:43), T-Wolves, Nuggets and Ant Edwards hysteria (1:37:23), OKC takes on the Mavs (1:52:32), can the Clippers buy happiness? (2:00:35)

New eps drop first on Patreon! New York Art Book Fair (5:35), the restaurant reservation underworld (13:02), implanted memories and etymology of "stupes" (25:12), decline of the burrito as a main character (33:16), Union Square cheesepuff guy (45:23), Seinfeld gets big mad at wokeness (55:07), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:03:21), Sunswept horizons and the lost art of the crotch thrust (1:30:52), are the Thunder actually annoying? (1:47:23), James Harden Truthers rise as one in a temporal moment of shining glory (1:55:03). 

New eps drop first on Patreon! Dogs: New York City's worst friend (7:35), Nas x Primo, 30 years later (33:35), McNally and the White Mouse Conspiracy (49:32), Cookies Civil War: Knicks vs Sixers (1:00:23), Durant, Edwards, and generation shift (1:19:04), Heat assassination attempts (1:29:32), 2024 MVP and DPOY finalists announced (1:49:35). 

New up on Patreon first! We narrowly escape WW3 (2:38), The Juice is no longer loose (7:12), Drake and racism in rap beef (15:04), Grimes at Coachella plus a cuck chair (22:24), HBO's "The Sympathizer" (41:32), Make 14th Street Great Again! (46:23), Knicks swipe the 2nd seed at own peril (48:02), All-NBA first team (1:15:51), conference vibe check (1:27:40), Allen Iverson's wee statue (1:42:03), Frederic Remington: exposed??? (1:50:21).