DavPelton's FraudCast David Pelton

Major Captain Stebbins Swartie was born with less than 27 million dollars in the bank, and struggled to meet or exceed the expectations of his family. Once he took care of them, they were no longer a threat to his magnanimous empire. Since he is independently minded, he decided to go in to the studio and record songs that he would like to download. Don't despair if this music isn't to your liking, these songs exist primarily to boast his instant catalog.

Major Captain Stebbins Swartie was born with less than 27 million dollars in the bank, and struggled to meet or exceed the expectations of his family. Once he took care of them, they were no longer a threat to his magnanimous empire. Since he is independently minded, he decided to go in to the studio and record songs that he would like to download. Don't despair if this music isn't to your liking, these songs exist primarily to boast his instant catalog.

Major Captain Stebbins Swartie was born with less than 27 million dollars in the bank, and struggled to meet or exceed the expectations of his family. Once he took care of them, they were no longer a threat to his magnanimous empire. Since he is independently minded, he decided to go in to the studio and record songs that he would like to download. Don't despair if this music isn't to your liking, these songs exist primarily to boast his instant catalog.

Somethings can not be described; they have to be experienced. This can, however, be described as an experience.

After about a minute and a half, you will undoubtedly understand the pointlessness of listening any further...but yet you still might make it all the way through.

Alec Guinness de Cuffe was born on April 2, 1914 in Marylebone, London, England. While working in advertising, he studied at the Fay Compton Studio of Dramatic Art, debuting on stage in 1934 and played classic theater with the Old Vic from 1936. In 1941, he entered the Royal Navy as a seaman and was commissioned the next year. Beyond an extra part in Evensong (1934), his film career began after World War II with his portrayal of Herbert Pocket in Great Expectations (1946). A string of films, mostly comedies, showed off his ability to look different in every role, eight of them, including a woman, in one movie alone, Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949). His best known recent work was as the Jedi Master Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) trilogy. He earned a Best Actor Oscar and Golden Globe in The Bridge on the River Kwai (1957) and an Honorary Academy Award (1980) for "advancing the art of screen acting through a host of memorable and distinguished performances". Academy nominations have included The Lavender Hill Mob (1951) (actor); The Horse's Mouth (1958) (screenplay); Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope (1977) (supporting) and Little Dorrit (1988) (supporting). He was awarded Knight Bachelor of the Order of the British Empire in the 1959 Queen's Honours List for his accomplishments in theater and film. Sir Alec Guinness died at age 86 of lung cancer on August 5, 2000. Just before he passed away, he recorded some of his favorite poems.