Raised Wrong Jeanne Goshe & Jessica Rowland

First, an important update about the way we podcast! Then, Jessica does a deep dive into the uproar about Disney changing their Disability Access Service (and the Disney adults who are screaming and shaking and shitting about it). Other topics discussed include HBO’s Julia, audiobooks (Irish), aging gracefully like Isabella Rossellini, Prison Brides, and more. Plus, a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine gives us 5  “stealth new signs that he’s cheating.” God help us. And finally, the hardest FMK we’ve ever done: 3 men who are not trash. 

A lot of questions are answered in this episode: "Why do we exercise? Why do we drink? Would we be good gay dads? WHO IS EATING THE SUN???" And the one question that's on everyone's mind..."How many calories does holding a drink for 20 minutes burn?" Other topics discussed include Everyone Gets Divorced, nachos, getting blasted by lasers, Raized Wrong Productions, UTIs, Trans Easter, and 'art.'  Plus an October 2010 Cosmo gives us the "ability" to burn an extra 305 calories a week. And finally, we FMK three very real things that Joe Biden controls.

17:25 - JG Horny (poorly estimated taxes)
20:43- JR Horny (honesty)
31:35 - JG Gripe (Raized Wrong boys)
35:20 - JR Gripe (customer service)
41:15 - Cosmo's "How to Burn an Extra 305 Calories a Week" (2010)
52:15 - Internet Dumb (Tesla art)
1:07:05 - FMK - "3 Things Joe Biden Controls"

Stepmother of the pod Jessica is back and she's got some gripes! Topics discussed include the phonetic alphabet, Venmo transactions, ghost kitchens, amphetamines, dipping sauces, cyber trucks, embryos, women's sports, and so much more. Plus, a 2009 Cosmopolitan magazine unlocks the secrets to getting hit on "all the time" and they are...not what you'd expect. And finally, in honor of Jeanne's 40th birthday, a very special/disgusting 1984-themed edition of F**k/Marry/Kill.

15:22 - Giving people money
19:51 - New slang
22:54 - Ghost kitchens
28:43 - JG Horny (ranch)
33:00 - JR Horny (pharmaceuticals)
44:54 - JG Gripe (sweatpants)
49:49 - JR Gripe (embryos is people)
57:03 - JR Griple (men & women's sports)
1:02:11 - Cosmo's "How to Get Hit On All the Time" (2009)
1:18:31 - Internet Dumb (cyber trucks)
1:28:00 - FMK - "Best Boys Born in 1984"

Long-time patriot and Type-A friend Emily Taormina joins Jeanne on the pod this week! Topics discussed include the millennial lol, cutting onions, Crocs, botox alternatives, woes of the Pacific Northwest, Swedish candy, Jude Law, milk, and so much more. An October 2005 Cosmo article about giving your man attention so he doesn't cheat on you causes us to question what the meaning of the word "pamper" is.  And finally, the three most popular Girl Scout Cookies get f**ked, married, and killed. (Plus, a special message from Stepmother of the Pod, Jessica!)
Segments:
00:14:10 - Gripe (JG)
00:20:35 - Gripe (ET) 
00:26:00 - Horny (JG) 
00:34:15 - Horny (ET) 
00:39:40 - Cosmo's "How Much Attention Does Your Guy Need" 
00:58:35 - Internet Dumb 
01:08:00 - Message from Jessica
01:09:00 FMK (Girl Scout Cookies)

Jeanne and special guest Julia Vickerman (artist/writer/lover/director) get to know one another and trauma bond over the horror that is a 2014 Cosmopolitan magazine. Topics discussed include foster dogs, tattoos, mewing, turning 40, movies where the ocean is the villain, dog dentists, cat eating disorders, Love Island UK All Stars, MGMT’s new album, orca whales, the great (imaginary) ketchup wars, and so much more!  A Cosmo article entitled "What He Really Says About You To His Friends" is so much worse than you can imagine. And finally, 3 of the 4 Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles get f***ked, married, and killed.
Follow Julia on Instagram @juliavickerman
Watch the awesome music video that Julia & her lover directed for MGMT's Bubblegum Dog.

Topics/Segments:
00:11:45 - "Mewing"
00:20:25 - Horny (JG)
00:28:15 - Horny (JV)
00:33:25 - Gripe (JG)
00:35:40 - Gripe (JV)
00:42:00 - Killer whales
00:45:50 - Cosmo's "What He Really Says About You"
01: 00: 25 - Cosmo's "The Cockiness Meter"
01: 13: 10 - Internet Dumb (Ketchup)
01: 17: 10 - FMK (TMNT)

A June 2003 wedding issue of Cosmopolitan magazine gives us some "naughty newlywed tips to keep your guy guessing" and we are legally obligated to discourage you from trying them out.