Scheming Mind Palace True Party King

Welco ____... HEYYYY IT'S THE LUNAR GODDASS!  Good morning, I hope you are having a wonderful day withing the Scheming Mind Palace.  My True Party King always introduced me last so I'm butting in at the start so you understand that I, a She/WOW, will no longer be sidelined! ... Time for me to take some laughing gas before I surrender it all to the true Lunar Goddess, Hekate.  In this episode, we are also joined by Flash Harry,  Azula, and Vagabon as we each offer our addictions to the Holy Spirit, Hekate.  She has many names and faces but what remains consistent is her domain over liminality.  Just as Hekate guided Persephone out of the Underworld, we ask for the Mind Palace to be relocated from NYC to somewhere South.  So join us in this ceremony with candle burning, language learning, and Tarot Card discerning.  I hope that our ceremony with Hekate inspires you to offer your own addictions if you feel stuck at a Crossroads.  

How the HEK can we ever praise Her enough?  That is a common feeling that we experience when we come into contact with such a divine spirit.  When I felt her presence, I humbly offered to entertain her within the Mind Palace Oasis!  I could sense the youthful laughter of her maiden side as she enjoyed the party.  Her maternal side comforted me and began to teach me some important basic information about my journey.  Her crone side gifted me the insight to conjure up powerful spells to assist in facilitating my free will.  Her final phase, the corpse, humiliated me, made me feel impotent, incapable of inspiring.  Then, the maiden phase returned once again to uplift me.  

Through that whirlwind of emotions, I learned from her that our modern interpretation of Hekate as the 3 in 1 is helpful to explain her power to those less familiar.  It is incomplete as it does not fully describe the reposition of her cycle.  In this question, I suggest the hypothesis that the 3 in 1 is a linear interpretation, whereas the 4 in 1 is cyclical.  Just like the phases of the moon or the female period, she has a cycle.  I am fully aware that the 4 in 1 hypothesis is also incomplete, Hekate has infinite faces for her infinite phases.  I believe that she is also the Corpse because it breaks people’s understanding of who the goddess of witchcraft can be.

Baby, don’t hurt me, don’t hurt me, no more…

Back in high school, this song brought me so much inspiration to reinvent my anxious self into the True Party King, along with Kanye’s Stronger.  It was such a productive catalyst that if Haddaway ran for President, I would have voted for him as well!

This song was gifted via cassette tape by former Commodore64, now Flash Harry, after a metamorphic Insomnia Cookie Experience.  

The episode is mostly a writers room experience where we discuss the future Mind Palace Movie, an homage to nostalgic and liminal experiences.  A love story beyond the “will they/won’t they” question, the two main characters meet in an otherworldly Toyshop where they learn about their place in the universe through a game reminiscent of Yugioh Duel Monsters!

Welcome to 2022!  Exactly 2 years ago, at the turn of the decade, 10 years before the first episode of the Joe Rogan Experience, I launched my first podcast Question 0001, “What is the Scheming Mind Palace?”  Two years later I’m still asking that question in my own way, just as my idol is exploring life through his accident of a cultural phenomena.  Within this episode we explore the various rituals required to exist more so within the Mind Palace than you were before.  I will likely never fully know what the Mind Palace is until I reach Question 1000.  Seeing as how it has taken my 2 years to host my 41st episode, expect episodes until around 2070!

Can a Chameleon Camouflage with a Dominant Front Tooth?  In this question we listen to smooth jazz as we pick the brains of the Lunar GoddAss, Yellow Fin, Mago Nero, Vágãbøn, and a new acolyte, Commodore 64 (this was recorded before 0040, if there is any confusion) 

Hello and welcome to a gathering of friends for this most holy holiday season as we introduce a new special guest alongside the dependable evermore, Commodore 64 and the illustrious Oasis with some SASSS, the Lunar GoddAss!  Come join us for an hour if this makes you cower, because within the Mind Palace, we Follow our Fears, whichever fears that have not been Fed to the Flames!

WELCOME to the REBIRTH of the Scheming Mind Palace as this raw unedited experience will only be available in pure audio.  The video form will also only remain incredibly edited, more schematic, so as such, the videos uploaded to social media will be referred to as the Schematic Mind Palace!  What you’re listening to now will remain the Scheming Mind Palace.

As the first audio-only experience, I hosted this conversation with my twin sides on Magical Mushroom Day!  And what a magical experience it was to channel this divine episode for 6 straight hours!  I talk about just about everything surrounding William Blake’s, The Tyger.