Shut Up Mommy's Talking Karen Bergreen and Kyle Ocasio

Kyle and Karen have. discovered the perfect Mother's Day Gift and it's a book.  Author Katiedid Langrock shares her origin story and it doesnt disapoint. Karen is especially judgemental in the Worst mom segment and we all notice that French "birther" types are dumb as rocks. 

Cynthia Kaplan (Cindy) bravely steps in to co-host while Kyle flies across the country.  The moms draw all sorts of unsubstantiated conclusions about the Royal family.  We give a shout out to Mom’s for Liberty, what it takes to be a good husband and the questionable wisdom of shtupping your cousin.

The ladies get a nice surprise guest as Jeannie Gaffigan’s daughter briefly joins them to share some deep Gen Z insights. We talk parenting boundaries, consequences, and the joy of being bored. Karen’s Worst Mom of the Week is a total twat, and Kyle ends on a story about a potty-trained pigeon.

This episode starts off with a fan message and Kyle catching up with Karen who’s visiting California. The two talk skin care, the value of saying ‘no’, and other practical topics before making a sharp turn into fisting. You don’t want to miss what Karen calls her hoo-ha, and Kyle appropriately ends on a story about a man in Texas sticking antiques up his butt.

We’re joined by fan favorite, author, and mom of five, Jeannie Gaffigan. The best selling writer shares how her oldest daughter wouldn't accept a Starbucks gift card because of her social justice morals while her other kid was more than willing to take it. The moms ponder what we can do to make the world better while acknowledging it’s all so exhausting. Karen’s Worst Mom is a real downer while Kyle’s Headline is about, perhaps, the most obnoxious mom that ever walked the planet.

Kyle and Karen share their resolutions.  Karen proclaims no more death while Kyle just wants a nap.  The moms go into a very detailed discush of Kyle's recent colonic. Juicy. No worst mom this week, but our weird story is fantastic.