Channel 15: Practical Essential News HameCast

Practical Essential News' weekly update for... What day is it again? Hell we don't even know what year it is. Quarantine brain. Anyways... 
Our top stories: there aren't any. In fact there is no news at all this week! Not even any weather. How funny is that. You probably shouldn't even try to listen to this episode, it would be a waste of time. Maybe go watch some TV? I hear that Rick and Morty show is pretty all right. Or have you heard about that great new Sit-com Friends? Wowzers, amirite?
 Alright well you'll hear from us next week! This has been Practical Essential News: Channel 15, signing off.
 *Our musical services, not that there were any in this episode, because there isn't an episode, is provided by FesliyanStudios, who for whatever reason keeps sending us letters that say CEASE AND DESIST in big letters, but we have no idea what movie or meme he's trying to tell us about, as we have yet to open them.

Practical Essential News weekly uplate for the week of April 27th*,  with your  hosts, Richard and Bofa! Bofa will be filling in for our new absent co-host, Samuel Emmert! Samuel is joining us all the way from the Arctic, where he hosted his self critically acclaimed vlog "oh god its so cold please help."
Sugon, our former co-host, is no longer affiliated with Practical Essential News; Channel 15. Sugon has escaped from custody and was last seen headed for the border. He is considered armed, but not very dangerous. 
Our top stories in the news: Bad news about Ballsy. Also the Catholics are in the news again, but not for what you'd expect! Special guest sports reporter: Gaming Doug!***
Special investigative report: Camp Stabby, a historical perspective on the fabled campground, and how horny teens have ruined every stay away camp except for the jesus ones somehow.
*Practical Essential News; Channel 15 assumes no liability for the timeliness of the delivery of our weekly updates*
*** Practical Essential News; Channel 15 IS NOT SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS. YET.***
Some lousy law licker called the copyrighting people and now we are legally required to divulge that our Musical services are  provided by FesliyanStudios! Remember! Snitches get stitches, and I've got my dirty sewing needle ready. You know who you are, and so do we.

Practical Essential News weekly update for the week of April 20th*,  with your hosts, Richard and Hugh! Hugh will be filling in for Sugon this week, who is on a forced semi-permanent sabbatical pending the investigation into him for homicide.

Our top stories in the news: The moon, environmental activism, marijuana, immature humor, the good-good, and tiny macaques. and weed.

Special investigative report: What REALLY started the Civil War? and what WAS Abraham Lincoln hiding under his hat? The answers to these questions and more, at 11.

*Practical Essential News; Channel 15 assumes no liability for the timeliness of the delivery of our weekly updates*

We are now legally obligated to divulge that our Musical services are provided by FesliyanStudios! And to whoever told them, you're a dick.

Practical Essential News weekly update for the week of April 13th*, with your hosts, Richard and Sugon! With special guest; Connor interrupting from the booth! Again! If we could afford to fire him we would!

Our top stories in the news: Puppies, News Reporters, Coronavirus(?), Breathing into the mic, Mars, and the weather.



*Practical Essential News; Channel 15 assumes no liability for the timeliness of the delivery of our weekly updates*

Musical services provided by FesliyanStudios, but nobody tell them... its a secret.