Half a Pound of Treacle Half a Pound of Treacle

Sometimes it's hard to be all by yourself, even when the sun is shining and the morning is clear. What harm could a little company do? Everybody needs somebody who can listen to them. Everybody needs a shoulder they can cry on.
What follows represents the final entries in the diary of Miss Ruby Dynes covering January 3rd to January 7th of this year.

Written and produced by Timothy Berry. Read by Sylvia Dew

It's been so hot today, why don't you come down to the lake tonight and we can relax in the cool and the dark? You can meet the perceptive Mr. Eel, learn about the noble and ancient art of mime, and maybe even discover a deeper level of being through historical materialism. What have you got to lose?

Written and performed by Timothy Berry.