Bad Counsel Balker Talker Media

Keywords
lightning strike, damage, Hitachi vibrators, finding parents' adult materials, comedy show, judges, closing of a bar, working in the restaurant industry, attraction, relationships, adolescence, adulthood, waitresses, hope, dreams, high school, crushes, cool kids, reunions, misadventures, eccentricities, balconies, fear of heights, rock climbing, weight loss, conversation, action figures, accessories, humor, interchangeable eyebrows, bottomless gummy pouch, stripper pole, high-powered rifle, windbreaker, microphone, bike, satchel of drugs, humor, personal relationships, anecdotes, staying at home, documentaries, testing jokes, friendships, news story, stabbing incident, marijuana, dating, humor, drugs, anecdotes, anal sex, lighthearted, anal sex, unconventional methods, religious arguments, personal stories, knowing how or when you will die, departure, speculation, colostomy bag, lubrication, masturbation, colonoscopies, early detection, colon cancer
Alternate Titles
Hitachi Vibrators and Awkward DiscoveriesWhen Lightning Strikes: Damage and Surprises Reminiscing about High School ExperiencesThe Evolution (or Lack Thereof) of People Over Time Journey to Weight LossThe Thrill of Rock Climbing The Humorous Side of Action FiguresImagining Fun Accessories for Action Figures Dating and the Effects of MarijuanaThe Role of Marijuana in the Incident A Brief Mention of Anal SexHumorous Anecdotes and Drug Stories Personal Stories and Experiences with Anal SexThe Power of Humor in Discussing Sensitive Topics Humor and SpeculationThe Mystery of Tim's Departure

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Sound Bites
"There's some altitude there.""I've had Lyme before.""She's got to like pull a tick out of the car.""It's like if you wish on a monkey's paw, you'll get the wish but it executes in the most terrible way possible.""That was Greg in Chicago with Dave, right? If I recall correctly, yeah. Oh, is that where you met Dave at Penn State?""My first year roommate had sex with so many different guys and she would do it in the room while I was sitting there.""You played with other teams, you had like 24 kids. What sport did you play, you know? Three-man football. Katie was the punter.""I did have a slightly sexual experience on the football field once, Katie. Yeah, I did. It was...""And that's where Tim's predilection for shoving women to the ground in sexual situations came about.""clog the toilet.""What color was it?""That's where that dime went.""Well, and maybe even invite her back for a threesome, right?""I need you to hold this for me until tomorrow. Just ground beef, you know.""We kissed in front of him at a party. And he was like, how's your new apartment? We're like, it's good. The bed is comfortable.""Who are they playing this weekend? Who are they playing? Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.""Yeah, well, we love baseball. I mean, that's the thing we like to pay attention to, you know what I mean?""No, I love baseball. I won like $1,500 this week gambling on baseball.""We love the show? Wow.""Move on.""Louise, she's a fucking asshole!"Chapters
00:00Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease
02:16Dealing with Ticks and Lyme Disease (Continued)
05:37Letting Go of Hoarding
14:49Roommate Tales
25:50Social Media and Conflict
28:23Nostalgia and Reconnecting with the Past
30:26Approaching Social Events with Humor
33:04Exploring Foot Fetishes and Kinks
39:31Humor and Lightheartedness in Conversations
45:27Humorous Anecdotes and Bodily Functions
52:30Dealing with a Talkative Person During a Walk in the Woods
56:41The Curability of Leprosy and the Antibiotic Dapsone
59:24Humor and Funny Stories as a Defense Mechanism
01:02:36Setting Boundaries and Being Direct in Social Interactions
01:12:06The Challenges of Attending Live Sports Events
01:16:12The Art of Ghosting: Avoiding Difficult Conversations
01:19:30Choosing Grandparent Names: A Fun Activity for Couples
01:25:45Disliking Spouse's Friends
01:29:07Vindication and Disliked Friends
01:32:13Fun and Light-hearted Conversations
01:36:27Different Sports Preferences


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Sound Bites
"The influence of music and personal music preferences play a significant role in shaping individual experiences and memories.""The discussion around satanic imagery and the concept of Satanism provides insight into the perception and interpretation of religious and cultural symbols.""The use of nicotine and experiences with nicotine products are shared, highlighting personal preferences and experiences with different forms of nicotine consumption.""I've actually listened to that song a lot lately, and I was like, just the music, I was like, oh man, that's a really good song. I like that song.""I would say I'd like to pick one song. It would be Sheila E. The Glamorous Life. I swear to God that's not fucking great.""So is that something that comes once and just leaves forever or is it?""Bell's Palsy everybody!""I just want to put a cigar on this side when you do that.""The other thing too is the guy oh, yeah, all the guys are totally on fucking Viagra like this guy walks in He's already got a fucking like erection right and it was it was it was weird.""Good girl, naughty girl. What else? Like whore.""Can you provide me with some examples of what you may like?""Maybe they're into finance. You could talk about, oh, our portfolio's up 20 % this year. Some people get turned on by that. Maybe not.""Oh...""Trust me, you know, yeah, that would, that would, me walking into a room with my mother, my sisters and my aunts like that, that would be traumatizing. Oh.""Yes, so I read the article and they were married in the United States, but I guess they went on a vacation to the Dominican Republic and the Dominican Republic at the time or maybe still or is among the few nations in the country where you can divorce your spouse without notifying them.""Yeah, he does. So you have to admire that, Katie, right? I know it's negative. Yeah, it's negative, but restrained. They can coexist."Chapters
00:00The Entertainment Industry and Celebrity Influence
17:25Musical Favorites and Memories
18:43Adventures and Anecdotes
30:23Navigating Health Challenges
32:48Navigating Health Challenges and Social Interactions
43:39Amsterdam Adventures and Observations
46:10Humorous Anecdotes and Insights on Human Behavior
49:38Adventures in Amsterdam: From Innocence to Debauchery
51:16Espionage and the Spy Among Us
01:03:49The Art of Dirty Talk: Navigating Communication in Intimacy
01:04:46Exploring Sexual Communication and Preferences
01:05:14The Impact of Performance-Enhancing Drugs on Sexual Experiences
01:06:30Humor and Hypothetical Scenarios in Sexual Discussions
01:19:18Exploring Trust and Betrayal in Relationships
01:20:52The Impact of Personal Experiences and Anecdotes
01:22:51The Role of Humor and Banter in Conversation
01:29:13The Impact of Physical Health Issues


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Keywords
family, health, strip clubs, international trips, death, random thoughts, eulogies, life expectancy, quality of life, sex room, Taylor Dane, fathers, smoking, apocalypse, cannibalism, hypothetical scenarios, 150th episode, listener's favorite episode, milestones, banter, husband, Chiefs, Super Bowl, child's birth, truth, placenta, eating placenta, oral sex, Trump, Biden, humor, bodily fluids, taste, period, deep fakes, cheating, AI, porn, misinformation, deep fakes, analog media, coworker, declined lunch, banter, well wishes
Sound Bites
"He's going to get hungry, and then he's going to want to know where your mom's at.""She's been battling this for like a month.""What the fuck?""No. Yeah, that's interesting.""I love Mesh.""If our professional association was the sum total of our association, he would have been a major factor in my life.""It was so fucking delicious.""That was sexy!""Yeah, it works. Timmy T works.""How can I get the truth out of him?""You don't. Because you know the truth. You just want to hear what you want to hear.""This guy could do a lot better.""Can you do it again? Greetings, bad council cast.""Placenta latte.""Corn placenta hash.""You can do it, do it, do it, do it""Diarrhea is pretty gross""The clitoris is actually shaped like a wishbone""Maybe the whole deep fake thing results in a resurgence of analog media""Maybe she's an angry man-hating lesbian""Maybe she felt like you were hitting on her"

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