336 episodes
Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet Forever Dog
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5.0 • 3 Ratings
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A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems. Hosted by Xandy and Christine Schiefer. Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.
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283: Reviews of Small-Town Festivals
Root beer milk and a great time coffin coffin thumbs up
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282: Reviews of Groupons
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281: Reviews of Mattress Stores
We dedicate this episode to all the productbristas who shop online and inside the stores. No pun intended.
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280: Reviews of Immersive Experiences
This episode is full of Shrek Humor. Youth groups, you've been warned!
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279: Review of Paint and Sips
Description: We're not sure who's at fault in most of these paint-and-sip debacles, but it's probably Jude Law.
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278: Reviews from 2004
Jump 5 right into a gathering of Ricardo's apostles.
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Customer Reviews
As I lay here reviewing
Twitter: winecrime18
I am sitting in my car on top of some mountain in Norway writing this review. Why would I do that, you ask? Well my buddy pal I have to spread the word to other folks who hate having people in their car, but also get lonely. This podcast is the perfect solution to that. The Schiefer siblings are comedic geniuses and genuinely insightful people.
The subject of this podcast? Perfect. I’m Finnish and finns really hate complaining to service workers. We are too modest. That’s why I love listening in complete disbelief about some Monty being so entitled it should illegal. I would never be able to find that kind of reviews made by finnish people. I applaud you for your contribution.
The sharp commentary takes it to the next level, though it would still be funny if you just read them aloud. While I laugh so hard I almost crash my car I also learn new lessons about both sides of the human nature. Pureness and darkness. This podcast makes me feel like I have someone as my travel buddy, while avoiding actual human interaction. We all know that is the worst.