DAVI THE SCAPEGOAT Davi Crimmins

Let's get real! Let's dig deep! It's a FAMiLY MEETiNG where our hosts Davi & Blair Crimmins' dark secrets come to the light! Davi has an embarrassing confession about the classroom prep she did for Blair and if you thought THAT was bad, just wait until you hear Blair's confession to Davi. "It's SERIOUS!" 
Are you suffering from "Brain Rot" or is it genetics? Ever woke up from an accident with a whole new special set of skills and interests you never knew you had? Blair teases for us the tale about the time he had a great fall and all of Grady Hospital put him back together again! And another thing...why is Humpty Dumpty always portrayed as a dapper egg? They never actually say that he is an EGG nor what tax bracket he's in to be dressed so sophisticated. Loitering on a wall, midday, with no health insurance? No, I don't want no scrubs! 🥚

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Today in the ScapeGOAT studio we're talking RUNAWAY stories with Blair Crimmins! Everyone has a runaway story. Maybe you had minimalist dreams of a nomadic lifestyle, all your belongings within a handkerchief on the end of a lil' stick. Or maybe you once picked up on a vibe, trusted your intuition, packed a bag, and did a FULL King Curtis impression down the driveway as you exited the situation. Blair and Davi will discuss their personal runaway experiences from childhood to adulthood, the fig newton diet, partake in a roger miller sing-a-long, and give tips on what to pack and what NOT to pack. Probably don't need to bring the "4 Player Minimum Board Game"

 Davi corrects Blair on an outdated term but he doubles down because you know what? It's time to "bring it back". How come men are called "realists" while women are called "pessimists"? Maybe it's time for you to become the villain they always wanted you to be! Maybe you're due for a good adulthood run away, a move on, or a quit? Like most ScapeG.O.A.T. episodes, we find the positive in the GREATEST runaway story turned hostile workplace metaphor OF ALL TIME! Remember, sometimes you have to reach your dreams to find out they're actually trash that's weighing you down.

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Today we're back in the ScapeGOAT studio with Moote and he's requesting a posthumous digital "clean up crew". What secrets are you hiding? What do you want to be hiding? A secret family, perhaps? Proof of your embarrassing first date at Home Depot? Were you the schoolyard magician or were you just a bully? If all the world's a wrestling ring, are you a heel or a hero? And Davi demands we all Vote NO to 'Cute Kid Privilege' at the Renaissance Festival joust this year - because she's had enough!  

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Moote got lost on his way back to ScapeGOAT studios and in this episode he'll come to terms with his extreme GPS reliance. Let's discuss the trauma response of not asking for clarity, freezing up in social situations, and making the uber driver your bestie. Davi and Moote got a HOW TO be the productive WFH spouse, navigate the dumbest marital arguments and triggers, recovering from the disgusting rentals we lived in, and much more! But seriously... why curtain when blanket? 

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Today in the ScapeGOAT studio, Davi and Blair Crimmins are WOmanifesting!  It's like MANifesting - but a lil more bitchy! Hope you don't mind if they start to sound a little crunchy, granola, "woo-woo" with all this hippy talk. There seems to be a lot to unpack here after their life-changing trip to Mazatlán, Mexico for the total eclipse of the sun. Does the path of totality bring good fortune? You be the judge! 

 Davi wants Blair to bring back this phrase from their early days of dating. They reminisce on the time she had to 'Harry and the Hendersons' a waitress to save their marriage. They'll discuss the massive difference in how men and women argue. Can you help Davi figure out how to make the ADHD work FOR you instead of against you again? They'll discuss the biggest bummer of homeownership, stopping Davi from reading the comments, and keeping good vibes while we say "Goodbye" to our Italian Cypress trees with a SPOT ON impression of those spicy meatballs! 

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Today on Davi The ScapeGOAT our cohost Moote asks the real deep questions... "If you could go back in time - Would You Punch You in the Face?" The friends reminisce on self-frustrations, lessons learned, and the most awkward stand up comedy moments. As Moote prepares for his new show, Davi wants to teach him how to stay on top of current trends. The pair discuss their weirdest For You Page discoveries. It's time for us all to accept the fact that "If your FYP is gross then SO ARE YOU." 
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