Therapy Gecko Lyle Drescher
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- Comedy
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An unlicensed lizard psychologist travels the universe talking to strangers about absolutely nothing. TO CALL THE GECKO: follow me on https://www.twitch.tv/lyleforever to get a notification for when I am taking calls. I am usually live Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays but lately a lot of other times too. I am a gecko.
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“I FOUND OUT MY BABY WASN’T MINE”
A caller raises a baby for 7 months before finding out he’s not the father.
Then I talk to a final caller about living in the woods, an Osama Bin Ladin slot machine, and alcoholism. Not necessarily in that order.
Shit. I spilled my juice. I am a gecko. -
“I HAD TWO ABORTIONS”
A caller tells their story of getting two abortions as a teenager while being sued by her mother.
One day I will reach the top shelf. I am a gecko. -
“I NEED TO GET IT TOGETHER”
A guy with three children calls in to brainstorm ways to get his life together after an intense love affair severely disrupts his life.
Then a caller talks about attending various competitive video game tournaments and a final caller tries to find someone to build Legos with.
I like your haircut. I am a gecko. -
“I ENCOUNTERED ALIENS”
A woman shares the long string of alien encounters she’s experienced throughout her life, and worries what they mean for her daughter.
Then a final caller and I reflect on how she might scheme her way out of a day job.
It’s a whole thing. I am a gecko. -
“I HOOKED UP WITH MY COUSIN”
A caller who lost his virginity to his cousin seeks to shed his shame.
Afterwards a guy in his 50s shares his journey of getting his mental health in order and a final caller fills me in on an 8th grade crush that’s caused turbulence in his adulthood.
Time for my shift as an animal at the Rainforest Cafe. I am a gecko. -
“I AM A PROPHET”
A caller from an undisclosed location in Asia creates a movement for freedom via haunted houses.
Afterwards a caller lacks motivation regarding his responsibilities and a final caller figures out how much a goat costs.
Peel that glue off your hands. I am a gecko.