106 episodes
Madame Magenta: Sonos Mystica Long Cat Media
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4.8 • 53 Ratings
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Madame Magenta, psychic, medium, and inventor of the ‘drink-along’ audiobook, reads her best-selling* books, with support from her adoring husband Bernard. In Magenta is the Warmest Colour, Magenta is forced into a bank heist by the ghost of her ex-husband, and in Madame Magenta & The Arcati Killer, she is pitted against a psychotic murderer hell-bent on destroying the mystic community. She also uses the ancient art of bibliomancy to help solve real problems sent in by you, her Tragic Fans. *dependent on definition of ‘best-seller’.
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M&B's Newest Podcast! WHAM
Just a quick little update from Magenta & Bernard, who are using a very tortured metaphor to tell you that they have a NEW PODCAST!
It's called WHAM: We Have A Movie, and you can subscribe and hear the first episode right now.
Join Magenta and Bernard as they invent smash hit movies based on popular toys, books, history and more! A podcast for anyone who likes Hollywood tropes. And comedy. And quantum mechanics. And BDSM. Something for everyone, really. From Long Cat Media, the creators of Mockery Manor, The Ballad Of Anne & Mary, Madame Magenta and Magenta Presents.
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S4E2 - The Debutante's Waltz
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Magenta and Bernard are off on their second adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators, dealing with a client from their past - Margot Mockery.
That's right! They're off to Mockery Manor! It's a crossover episode, baby!
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S4E1 - Guitar Ghost
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Join Magenta and Bernard as they wrangle a restless spirit on their first official adventure as M&B Paranormal Investigators!
Are you ready to RAWWWWK?
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S4E0 - Great Decisions (Prologue)
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Magenta & Bernard are appearing on the long-running home renovation TV show GREAT DECISIONS!
Host Kenneth McCrag joins M&B at their new residence - Misty Moor Rectory - a vast, crumbling ruin in the middle of nowhere. It was very cheap.
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Letters! Welcome to 2024!
Greetings, fans of the esoteric! And welcome to 2024!
Magenta and Bernard are kicking off the year by solving a few problems sent in by listeners, with the esoteric guidance of three new bibliomancy books.
If you'd like Magenta to help you with your problem, send an email to madamemagentauk@gmail.com
There's also a little info about what M&B have in store for you next!
And we dedicate this episode to the memory of our dear listener, Jake Broster, who we sadly lost in December. His brother has set up a JustGiving page to raise money for Jake's chosen charity, the Make-A-Wish Foundation UK. Please do donate, if you can, by going to this link.
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Introducing: Desert Skies
Magenta and Bernard present the first episode of Desert Skies, a quirky, comedic, and heartfelt sci-fi podcast about life between this world and the next.
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Our thanks to Desert Skies for their support!
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Customer Reviews
Best. Podcast. Ever.
I just can’t stop laughing. Such good writing, and exquisitely performed. Bloody marvellous. You won’t be disappointed (and if you are, then I’m afraid we can never be friends.)
Such a fun listen
Absolutely brilliant and so funny! Magenta and Bernard have excellent comedic chemistry and are a delight to listen to. Always makes me laugh and cheers me up :)
Hilarious!
Need time away to recover from the d!ck heads that consume a large portion of everyday? Need a space to recharge your funny? This is the listen for you!
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