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The Bastards are back! Where did they go? Nowhere! They fill you in on their adventures, treasures, tragedies and Sir Chapsworth makes sex noises. Classtard!

The Bastards are back with another episode that Terlet took his time on editing. This episode is chock full of all the steaming filth that you’ve come to expect and adore. Lotion up your Ladybugs and get ready to get filled with podcasty goodness. Classtard!

Well well, the Bastards are back… Surprised? Confused? Titillated? Good, those are all positive feelings to associate with this podcast. Why not lay back and breath deep… just breath in… and out… in… and out. Isn’t that nice? Do you feel relaxed? Good, good. Why not take of those tight pants? Give us a gander at your slander? Give us a queef of that beef? Give us a plop of that slop? Give us a poke with that joke? Give us a choke with that stroke? Show us your genitals? No? Classtard.

The Bastards are back and boy are they chubby. Hamtackle finds Bruce Vilanch disgusting and I think that is his way of covering up the fact that he really reeeally wants to fuck him. There is also buckets of limericks and some good old Para-Files. Classtard!

The Bastards are back and they love to snack! Terlet briefly tests the Bastard’s ASMR waters and celebrity death is discussed, heavily. Get a grip of those Classtardy hips and give em a tush push!

The Bastards are back. Isn’t that nice? Lot’s of passionate pandemic palaver is peppered with paltry penile prattle. You know, the usual. Classtard.