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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

My Momma Told Me Big Money Players

    • Comedy
    • 4.3 • 36 Ratings

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Comedians Langston Kerman and David Gborie take a deep dive into the most exciting, groundbreaking and sometimes problematic Black conspiracy theories. They’ll have guests cover silly conspiracies, scary conspiracies and conspiracies they learned from that uncle who used to wear jeans when he went swimming in the public pool.

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    BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    BBSmell (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Do Brazilian butt lifts smell? Langston and David discuss this conspiracy theory and how it impacts all walks of life in the Lil' Momma community. Where would this idea come from? Is it seeded in society's hatred towards women? Or could it be poor post-surgery hygiene? Langston and David brainstorm an ethical strip club and how it would fail immediately. We also learn that "blue" is not a flavor. 

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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    • 59 min
    Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Starvin' Sovereign: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about people having Moorish national passports and using them to avoid taxes in restaurants and the IRS. Also, David may be the future face of compression socks.

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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    • 36 min
    The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)

    The Skeeting Rainbow (with Miles Gray)

    Did “rainbow parties” really exist? Langston and David sit down with Miles Gray (The Daily Zeitgeist) to talk about this sex-based conspiracy theory. How many lipsticks were involved? Was this another moral panic in America? Who attended these parties? Also, who made boomers in charge of oral sex culture? Of course, Oprah and Shaunie O'Neal are involved. 

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

    YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Who Sent You, Dr. Umar?? : Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    Langston and David answer a listener's email about Dr. Umar being an industry plant. 

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
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    • 17 min
    Oops! All Quid Pro Quo Hoes (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Oops! All Quid Pro Quo Hoes (with Langston Kerman and David Gborie)

    Langston and David dedicate an episode to answering a listener's email with their version of Quid Pro Quo Ho, a popular game from our live shows. The game presents hopeful possibilities for the world, but each possibility comes with very specific conditions. Think of it as a Black Saw scenario and Langston being Jigsaw, which weirdly seems to track. The conversation leads to beautiful chaos and David still defends himself as a lover of all animals. 

    SEND YOUR DROPS & BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES: mymommapod@gmail.com

    FOLLOW + SUBSCRIBE ON ALL PLATFORMS FOR ALL HILARIOUS AND PROBLEMATIC TALKS:

    INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

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    TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/

    FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

    FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87
    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

    • 46 min
    To Temu or Not to Temu: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    To Temu or Not to Temu: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

    David, Olivia, and editor Justin hold down the fort on this week's Motherf*ckin Mini Episode and discuss the newest ambassador request for My Momma Told Me: Temu. 

    EMAIL YOUR CONSPIRACY THEORIES & DROPS TO mymommapod@gmail.com

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    MY MOMMA TOLD ME MERCH IS NOW AVAILABLE! Visit https://mymommatoldme.merchtable.com/
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    • 27 min

Customer Reviews

4.3 out of 5
36 Ratings

36 Ratings

crackwhoreromance ,

Hilarious hidden gem

I don’t know how I stumbled on this podcast. One of the funniest and most informative podcasts I seen on here.

bimeelka ,

My Momma told me.

Very funny, keeps me up. Started listening during lockdown. Keep it up!

citizen_bigdaddyKane ,

Thoroughly enjoyable

Reliably funny, silly and thoughtful, it never fails to brighten my tuesday. Langston is hilarious as are his guests, I have discovered some of my new favourite comedians through this podcast. The new mini episodes are delightful, I just wish I had an interesting conspiracy theory to share. Subscribe to this podcast, you won't regret it!

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