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Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

No Holes Barred Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

    Recycled Dildo

    Recycled Dildo

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic explore the logistics of recycling old sex toys, reveal what massive coffee snobs they are and chat about the journey to finding body acceptance.
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    • 42 min
    Slags R Us

    Slags R Us

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic takes a trip down memory lane where an old flame forwards her a letter she has sent to him while they dated as teens as she recants her passive aggressive tone and the special minge stone she has passed onto him for safe keeping. They have a story from yet another horny dad getting a bit too carried away with the porno sky store ordering while mums away for the weekend and how Laura celebrates 21 years of being with Steve with a rage fuelled voice message for locking her out the house.
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    • 43 min
    The House S*****r

    The House S*****r

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura talk monogamy, house shitting and the mums of this world who are prepared to phish out a condom stuck up their daughters friends minge. They read a story that should put anyone off the idea of every doing drugs and why it's alright to just acknowledge that sometimes shit happens. We all make mistakes and they can be more about a learning curve than they are about punishing ourselves over something that can't be changed. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
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    • 51 min
    Bum bomb

    Bum bomb

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred, Laura & Vic discuss their new year resolutions for 2023, question how a WW11 bomb ended up an 88 year old mans back passage, and discuss the wild abandon of Mums nights out. This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/noholes and get on your way to being your best self. Get started today and enjoy 10% off your first month
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    • 40 min
    Ep 114. 2022 Round up!

    Ep 114. 2022 Round up!

    This week's episode of NHB looks back at some of the gems from 2022 - what a year it's been! Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com and follow us on Insta. Back next week with a bang. Happy New YEAR!
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    • 38 min
    I wish my minge looked like yours

    I wish my minge looked like yours

    In this week's episode of No Holes Barred Vic and Laura get ready for the festive season of Christmas with bitching about their husbands and children. They receive a story of how a sleeping piss can leave a carpet smelling for weeks and a couple of tidy ups about sex and foot fetishism. They end by thanking the loyal wonderful listeners of this podcast who have made 2022 hilariously brilliant. See you in 2023. Keep sending in your stories to noholesbarredpodcast@gmail.com or find them on Instagram at noholesbarredpodcast
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    • 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
2.3K Ratings

2.3K Ratings

jo whitworth ,

Bloody hilarious!

Never fails to make me laugh out loud! The best double act everrrrrr! I look completely mental whilst out walking the dog constantly pissing my pants.

Saminger ,

Hilarious

Found this podcast by accident while scrolling. Absolutely hilarious and I love the liberal use of a certain C word. I was slightly hesitant at first cause I was worried it would be totally about motherhood and kids cause I don’t have any I thought it wouldn’t be my type of thing, but even though those subjects are touched on it’s not in your face mushy mumsnet stuff and the stories are hilarious. Really enjoying bingeing my way through the episodes

Doobery87 ,

Hilarious

The banter is top quality! Love listening when I’m cleaning/tidying makes it bearable.
The honesty is refreshing and much needed.
Big love xx

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