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Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

No Holes Barred Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 2.3K Ratings

Unfiltered convos from two potty mouthed birds trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond. Send us your stories for a chance to be featured in the podcast.

    Prodding the Rim

    Prodding the Rim

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss contraception, reveal they're actually slightly enjoying their kids and learn how to deal with getting thrush treatment without a prescription.
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    • 37 min
    Whale Willy

    Whale Willy

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discover the joys of the Icelandic penis museum, discuss how not to enter an STD clinic and confirm why it's a good idea to keep your dead parents ashes in a safe place.
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    • 50 min
    Use him like a noodle

    Use him like a noodle

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura discuss the ethics of the humble bog brush, discuss whether or not to get matching bumhole keyrings and discover the many uses for Rob's testes.
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    • 42 min
    Mushroom gate

    Mushroom gate

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura chat about keeping the romance alive in a long term relationship, Rob buys a rogue mushroom and the girls discuss whether height really matters.
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    • 41 min
    Farts & Custard Tarts

    Farts & Custard Tarts

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Laura relays the horror of losing her child in the woods, Vic shares her utter social awkwardness with other parents and the girls discuss a new venture involving farts and custard tarts.
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    • 47 min
    One squirt wonder

    One squirt wonder

    In this weeks' episode of No Holes Barred, Vic & Laura delve into the mysterious world of squirting, get a lesson in what not to say in a dirty text message and learn the importance of your pelvic floor strength when under the influence
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    • 46 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
2.3K Ratings

2.3K Ratings

Wozza077 ,

#BumWormBandit

I absolutely love this podcast and these two sl*gs. I listen to this when I’m at the gym, I don’t care of the looks I get when I’m laughing out loud on the treadmill and I have tears rolling down my face. They talk about things which you think people would never talk about which I love! I look forward to every Tuesday and the new episode. Just wish it was on longer. Sooo going to see them when they go on tour again.

LizzieR93 ,

Hilbloodyarious

I love you two, I listen to you on my way to work and on the way home always laughing so much. Also appreciate the conversations to have as sometimes we feel alone then realise we aren’t so thank you, never change ladies ☺️

MrsLHCJ ,

If you aren’t listening yet.. you should be

Love this podcast. Laura and Vic are the realest women out there. Love to see your new look in the thumbnail Laura! You look bloody fantastic! Thank you both for sharing your friendship with us and making us feel normal!

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