6 episodes

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

No Holes Barred Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

    • Comedy
    • 4.8, 1.2K Ratings

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

    The Adventures of Ganjaman and his Vagina

    The Adventures of Ganjaman and his Vagina

    In this weeks episode we discuss the reality of preparing a b*****e for a good old fashioned fisting, playing down a latex vagina delivered via royal mail and why you shouldn't listen to this podcast whilst trying to pay for your McDonalds drive thru..

    • 40 min
    Have you heard of....hobbling?

    Have you heard of....hobbling?

    In this week’s episode we discuss the lack of personality of Steve’s penis, create a new CBeebies' series featuring a couple of familiar hooded figures and pose the question, how many times, exactly, can we say we say the word 'c**t?'

    • 32 min
    Bernard and His Matthews

    Bernard and His Matthews

    In this episode we explore the libido destroying effects of having children, discuss the unexpected joy of a badly timed pan fart and pose the question “who is the real turkey todger king?”  

    • 36 min
    Arnus

    Arnus

    In this episode we explore penis picking on the tube followed by some of the most impressive root vegetables that people have managed to fit up their anuses along with some of the fantastic reasonings as how they got there. 

    • 38 min
    Love at First Queef

    Love at First Queef

    In this episode we explore the fine art of vaginal queefing, discover Laura’s secret snack fetish and pose the question “how would Ray Mears navigate a snapped banjo string?”

    • 34 min
    Mum's Apple Pie

    Mum's Apple Pie

    In this episode we explore the reality of our children being total cunts and pose the question "do women's vaginas really smell like Mum's apple pie"?

    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.2K Ratings

1.2K Ratings

Honey and Tweed ,

😍😍😍

It’s great but like the guy I was seeing, could do with being a little longer 🍆😂

virginmary69 ,

SO FUNNY!!!

I’m 16 so I may be a little young for the genres you discuss but they’re so funny even if I can’t relate to what you’re talking about (still a virgin #stillholy).

J-Lee123 ,

I JUST CANT GET ENOUGH

Hi lasses!
I love your podcast, I’ve struggled with my body image for a long time, not having a straight up and down body has been a real struggle for me, and I am 25! I started following you ladies and I can honestly say I LOVE YOU BOTH. Will you be my mams? Thankyou for showing me that my body is able to be loved, and teaching me about all the delightful things I have to come when I pop out some kids!
please can we have bi-weekly episodes soon?
1000000000 stars babes.

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