7 episodes

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

No Holes Barred Knee Deep In Life, Victoria Emes

    • Comedy
    • 4.8, 1.3K Ratings

Unfiltered convos from two, smutty, no f***s given slappers trying to find light in the lesser spoken realities of womanhood and beyond.

    The Fanny Yarn Knitters

    The Fanny Yarn Knitters

    In this week's episode we give thanks to to the male listeners who appreciate our open mouthed filth, question what is considered too many spunky tissues in a pillow protector and wonder how many scarves could be made from a ball of yarn shoved up your...

    • 38 min
    The Adventures of Ganjaman and his Vagina

    The Adventures of Ganjaman and his Vagina

    In this weeks episode we discuss the reality of preparing a b*****e for a good old fashioned fisting, playing down a latex vagina delivered via royal mail and why you shouldn't listen to this podcast whilst trying to pay for your McDonalds drive thru..

    • 40 min
    Have you heard of....hobbling?

    Have you heard of....hobbling?

    In this week’s episode we discuss the lack of personality of Steve’s penis, create a new CBeebies' series featuring a couple of familiar hooded figures and pose the question, how many times, exactly, can we say we say the word 'c**t?'

    • 32 min
    Bernard and His Matthews

    Bernard and His Matthews

    In this episode we explore the libido destroying effects of having children, discuss the unexpected joy of a badly timed pan fart and pose the question “who is the real turkey todger king?”  

    • 36 min
    Arnus

    Arnus

    In this episode we explore penis picking on the tube followed by some of the most impressive root vegetables that people have managed to fit up their anuses along with some of the fantastic reasonings as how they got there. 

    • 38 min
    Love at First Queef

    Love at First Queef

    In this episode we explore the fine art of vaginal queefing, discover Laura’s secret snack fetish and pose the question “how would Ray Mears navigate a snapped banjo string?”

    • 34 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
1.3K Ratings

1.3K Ratings

47chikoo ,

Ditto all the 5 star reviews

I listen to this while walking the dog in the morning , and find myself smiling like a mad woman, a great start to the day
Not for the feint hearted. Love it!!

vixham ,

Vickers

I love listening to the pure hilarity of these two.

It’s the kind of convos I have with my mates and I appreciate the honesty at how hard being a parent is too, after 16 years of being a mum I’m still winging it, at 42 years old and no clue how to be a good example......

Can’t wait for the tour 😉

stmilu ,

Man I feel like a woman

Your podcast makes me feel more womanly and honest it’s incredible. I relate so much to everything you talk about. It’s great to know I’m not alone and you make it fun and build my confidence greatly. Thank you

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