21 episodes

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Simon Mayo's Confessions Bauer Media

    • Comedy
    • 4.9 • 947 Ratings

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    Freshers Fruit and Rotting Vegetables & other tales

    Freshers Fruit and Rotting Vegetables & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 47 min
    I'll tumble for ya & other tales

    I'll tumble for ya & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
     

    • 50 min
    Walk this way, talk this way & other tales

    Walk this way, talk this way & other tales

    If you're a fluent Spanish speaker you might find this week's podcast a bit more coarse than usual but you'll also enjoy the accents. If you don't speak Spanish you'll enjoy a good laugh and a couple of PG-rated confessions.
    Featuring blood, lies, bikini malfunctions and miscommunication. Colin, Jane, Lucy, and Sarah all come in search of absolution. We have more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast' and your messages proudly pinned on the Parish Notice Board.
    Plus, we unearth another confession from the crypt; 'Mother knows best', a classic case of pranking the in laws.
    Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk
     

    • 47 min
    New kid in town & other tales

    New kid in town & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
     

    • 46 min
    Let's go fly a kite & other tales

    Let's go fly a kite & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week the Confessional Collective take over the podcast. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 33 min
    Scream and shout & other tales

    Scream and shout & other tales

    A collection of hilarious revelations from the Confession Crypt in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week is a crypt special featuring five confessions not featured on the podcast yet. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 43 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
947 Ratings

947 Ratings

samueltylor ,

HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO LUCKY

What have we done to deserve this? Can’t believe we’ve been graced again with your presence in podcast form. I have been secretly subscribing my friends since (but am not asking for forgiveness) and they also give you 5 star reviews. So that’s something like 25 stars now! Brother Matt gutter should be a national landmark! Thanks

ihsno1 ,

Just the best

Dear Simon, Suzi, Holly and Matt, I have listened to confessions for years and could not believe our luck when the podcast returned earlier in the year. I (we) listen every evening as I drive a school minibus taking the students home from lessons and although I am of senior years after sharing my love for confessions I am now on the cool list with the kids so thanks for that.
Role on Fridays when the podcast comes out.
A whopping 5 stars

IAN S

LizzieB202 ,

Brilliant - my favourite podcast!

Love the show guys, often listen when walking and can’t help giggling! People often look at me like I’m mad but it’s worth it…keep up the great work!

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