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Simon Mayo's Confessions Bauer Media
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4.8 • 974 Ratings
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Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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Can't you hear me, SOS & other tales
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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Rage against the machine & other tales
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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The bed's too big with or without you & other tales
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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Freshers Fruit and Rotting Vegetables & other tales
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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I'll tumble for ya & other tales
Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
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Walk this way, talk this way & other tales
If you're a fluent Spanish speaker you might find this week's podcast a bit more coarse than usual but you'll also enjoy the accents. If you don't speak Spanish you'll enjoy a good laugh and a couple of PG-rated confessions.
Featuring blood, lies, bikini malfunctions and miscommunication. Colin, Jane, Lucy, and Sarah all come in search of absolution. We have more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast' and your messages proudly pinned on the Parish Notice Board.
Plus, we unearth another confession from the crypt; 'Mother knows best', a classic case of pranking the in laws.
Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk
Customer Reviews
Best laugh of the week
So glad to have the podcast back. It never fails to make me laugh.
And for that reason… 5 stars!
The. Best. Podcast. Ever! This pod is dangerous - with Simon’s accents and Matt William’s commentary, you might laugh so hard you dislodge your earbuds from your ears. But still worth tuning in every week and running that risk. I haven’t written my own confession as I know it won’t get on (it involves a cat, a newly acquired hamster, and a cover-up by an incompetent but well meaning Dad. Or the one about the exhibit toilet in the Titanic museum that’s too realistic). Never leave us again!
Favourite podcast!
I am a long time listener to the podcast - even when you were in the other place.
Every episode is hilarious, and a highlight of mine is Matt finding the thinnest thread to grasp on to in order to forgive!
Keep up the good work!