19 episodes

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

Simon Mayo's Confessions Bauer Media

    • Comedy
    • 4.8 • 929 Ratings

Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    Walk this way, talk this way & other tales

    Walk this way, talk this way & other tales

    If you're a fluent Spanish speaker you might find this week's podcast a bit more coarse than usual but you'll also enjoy the accents. If you don't speak Spanish you'll enjoy a good laugh and a couple of PG-rated confessions.
    Featuring blood, lies, bikini malfunctions and miscommunication. Colin, Jane, Lucy, and Sarah all come in search of absolution. We have more bonus confessions from the producer's file marked 'Not for broadcast' and your messages proudly pinned on the Parish Notice Board.
    Plus, we unearth another confession from the crypt; 'Mother knows best', a classic case of pranking the in laws.
    Send your confessions and notes for the Parish Notice Board to confessions@greatesthitsradio.co.uk
     

    • 47 min
    New kid in town & other tales

    New kid in town & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.
     

    • 46 min
    Let's go fly a kite & other tales

    Let's go fly a kite & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week the Confessional Collective take over the podcast. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 33 min
    Scream and shout & other tales

    Scream and shout & other tales

    A collection of hilarious revelations from the Confession Crypt in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. This week is a crypt special featuring five confessions not featured on the podcast yet. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 43 min
    Smells like teen spirit & other tales

    Smells like teen spirit & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 50 min
    The not very righteous brothers & other tales

    The not very righteous brothers & other tales

    Hilarious revelations from a new generation of sinners, willing to share their secrets in search of forgiveness with Father Simon and the Confessional Collective. Expect tales of greed, debauchery, deception, and honest mistakes including those confessions we could never broadcast on Greatest Hits Radio.

    • 49 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
929 Ratings

929 Ratings

Dunxxxxx ,

Brilliant!

So glad that this is back - funniest podcast on OurTunes! My daughter and I used to listen in the school run when we lived in Tanzania many years ago and we would howl with laughter! For some reason I always seem to agree with the monk with the dirty habit, Brother Matt and forgive even the most heinous crimes! Keep going!

HoboBarrista ,

With my mum

My mum used to listen to you in the 90’s and loved she had the book and everything. So one evening after school she introduced me to the podcast and I loved it was all I could go on about. Would recommend to anyone. Zac,11.

HsIOM ,

And for that reason, I’m gonna give it 5 stars…

We all remember the hole that was left in time, space and R tunes when this podcast disappeared. I have managed to fill the void listening to chatter about books..but nothing compares to this, and the addition of the prim and proper sister Holly just makes it even better. Never leave us again.

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