71 episodes

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

Stellar Firma Rusty Quill

    • Comedy
    • 4.9, 95 Ratings

“Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.
However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


New episodes every Friday!


For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

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    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Teo Qvillberg, cussbunny, Emilia Lee, Cora Larson, Rapsodia, Hannah McNutt, I Think Spirals Should Vote, Amaya, Stacy Bright, Matt Freeman, Black Dog, Karin Hammarsten, Heather Biggs, cinnabi, Maria Tickerhoof, Kathryn Nye, Jackie Tolomeo, Mary S., Laura, Miranda B., Kiera Gittins, tjesje, Jeffrey De Koning, Luis Narro, Ian A., Cristina Stubbe, Hayley Phoenix, kototyph, Katie Glasson, Arcturus, Jennie Styan, Abigail Eileen, Kris L, Danny Colgan, Jude, Jennifer Dyas, Cadence Yungwirth, Megan Batchelor, Moomin Family, Samantha Leigh, Anita Mathisen, Stephanie Shinkle, Alienea, Hannah Sanner, Joan the Deer, C. E. McGill, Tamara Steeves, Nadia Bracegirdle, stitch, Esme Weil.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

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    • 6 min
    Rusty Quill Company Chat

    Rusty Quill Company Chat

    Take a peek behind the curtain at Rusty Towers as Alex sits down with various members of Rusty Quill Ltd for insight into what we do and the values we work towards as a company.
      
    Featuring:
    - Alexander J Newall
    - Jonathan Sims
    - Helen Gould
    - Tim Meredith
    - Mike LeBeau
    - April Sumner
    - Hannah Brankin
    - Anil Godigamuwe


    Edited by Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall 


    Music: Wholesome by Kevin MacLeod
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    • 55 min
    Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!

    Tim & Ben Do SCIENCE Again!

    Tim and Ben do SCIENCE Again!

    Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) delves into the symphony of factual inaccuracy that is Season 2 to find out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… take 2!

    Correction: At one point Bryn makes a slight error and says that a Planck length is "10 to the -34 metres"; a Planck length is 1.6×10^−35 m.

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Kenna Malone, Meg Simmons, James, MEGAN GREEN, Talbot Elfgrunge, Julia Mejbaum, Chuck Lambing, Sarah Burke, eicas, Serena Jensen, veevox, Brinnanza, Darth Nexus, Tiny Demon Dragon, Avery Breakell, Philip Kelley, Darcy M, Maria Blowers, Kellen, Cats 2019 Was A Pretty Good Movie, Allegra Rosenberg, Rachel Berger, Eleanor Mae Langston, Wren Valadin, Sarah Poiani, Ashley Crutchfield, Space Arbys, Annie Nate Schindler, Lana Elise, Emily Rose, Rebecca B, Piper, trinity, Evan Lukas, elwids, June W, Kayleigh T, sarenraesbesthope, Erin Yost, corbett, Erebus Odora, Senna_Redtail, Φ, Lorelei Millund, mathias elliot, Natazha Thomsen, Dr. Teatime, Mariana Bittermann, Sara Norris, Rachel Gould.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

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    • 1 hr 18 min
    Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A

    Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A

    Stellar Firma Season 2 Q&A

    Tim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: Elizaveta, roswyrm, mirsa, eet, Amy Prehm, Christian Otholm, Toni, Ellis Beale, Jaderz, A.Ninja, a New name, Sharon Grafton, Eloise Sherrid, Leslie Safran, Mars, Stewart Smith, CirrusGrey, Emma Sandgren, Nicole Stevenson, Meg Taylor, Carine Lee, Liz, Fushi, Iain Bradley, Fire in Dark Woods, Dave (the good china, now pls), Cher Carlisle, Rashika Rao, Mithy Carlan, Ruth Anderson, Michelle M, Roo Jones, kailajay, Clara Edmonds, Marimo, DapperCyborg, DT, Samantha Minnette, Gail, Ashley Dovahkitten, Sieben, Amnesiac Stowaway, Fish, Lisa F, Ya Boi Vince, Kali Moogle, Kristine, Cyncit, Kiera Mortensen, meaty thwack.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

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    • 52 min
    Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)

    Stellar Firma Season 2 Outtakes (Part 1)

    Season 2 Bloopers (part 1)

    Whoopsies and OH-NOs

    CLIENT - Perfect, got it in one!

    Consultant recommendation: Alright, well you do it then if you think you're SO GREAT!

    - Drug references
    - Explicit references
    - Sexual references
    - Alcoholism references.

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: M.A.B., Bri Raymond, Olivia Peachley, GameStressor, Lucy Hall, Brittany Guy, H.D, Elfy Ibenbob, Maryam Trabelsi, LainieBarbarian, Steven Chlebek, Robert Espy, Full Featuritis, Silphius, gaminette, Nic Duhamel, Thor, Chris Halliday, ArcticMetal, Bob Hundertmark, FXKTN, sarahmeh, Alexis Arendt, Mickey, Greg Meyer, tracey van haaften, Beccameriel, Victoriano Vello, Imogen, BooksAndCats, Churlington Beesecoat, John Albert, Victorious Prime, ELooking, Overflight, Matthew Taylor, Bremen J. Savage, Lydia Kats, Cher Silver, Quill & Scale Designs, Teresa Wu, Scorna Lott, Rikki D, Ren, harmonybat, Cole Weber, andrew, GreyT, Tomas Nieboer, Rob Beckmann, Katie, Shaz, howdoyouwrite, Zoë Mortensen, Monsters' Advocate, Enzy.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Number 1: Amy Dickinson
    Number 48: Rachel Meredith
    Clytemnestra Cairn: Annie Harris
    Enola: Helen Gould

    Editing: Maddy Searle, David Devereux and Alexander J Newall
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

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    • 24 min
    Episode 50 - Foreshadows and Filing

    Episode 50 - Foreshadows and Filing

    Episode 50

    Foreshadows and Filing

    CLIENT - Expediting Review

    *ALERT* Line manager review failed due to absenteeism. Standards breach. Case referred to Standards for assessment. Line manager employment status to be reviewed.

    - Comedic Violence
    - Emotional Abuse
    - Alcoholism

    Special thanks to this week's Patrons: MacKenzie Cummings, Elizabeth Boyer, cordsycords, Ace of Artemis, Amanda Dalton, Becky S Chapin, Lorec, Jessica Snyder, YungBrood, Sandra Vucenovic, Kimberly, John Biegel, Nemo Nemiroff, Paula Salkeld, Sophia Anderson, Rheine, William Wold, Milana Tatarenko, Haley Morris, Elliot, Katie Barrowman, Bob Charlton, RinM, TeaReesa, Madison Mason, Charly Nygaard, Jurgen Leitner, crxcrvs, Andy Juell, Henry Tschudy, Eboni Daniels, Ms Natalie Catchpole, A_Wild_Sonne , Malediction, Alex, Dante Rowe, Katia, Eric Patterson and Lynn Coy, Harmony Mills, Ronnie Stewart.

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    Created by Tim Meredith and Ben Meredith
    Produced by Katie Seaton
    Executive Producer: Alexander J Newall

    Performances:
    I.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen Harris
    David 7: Ben Meredith
    Trexel Geistman: Tim Meredith
    Hartro Piltz: Jenny Haufek
    Number 1: Amy Dickinson
    Number 48: Rachel Meredith

    Editing: Maddy Searle and Alexander J Newall
    Music: Samuel DF Jones
    Artwork: Anika Khan

    Featured SFX by FunWithSound, eflexmusic, dersuperanton, usamah, Eipeiknip, Magdaadga, exterminat, gnrja, AndrewJonesFoto, fieldtapes, Fabrizio84, kevinkace, kyles, InspectorJ, dkiller2204, spookymodem, qubodup, celiaigartua, stereostereo, ultradust, jberkuta14, Breviceps, marcel_farres, kineticturtle, cmusounddesign and previously credited artists via freesound.org, and original Foley by Maddy Searle.

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    • 31 min

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