The Doric Express Allan Smith

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's rip-roaring episode;
M&S moving up in sizes:
Jings crivvens it's the kilt walkers;
Belmont to update its fan(s)
Watch oot for wee beasties in Scotland;
Swift kicks homeless folk oot;
Dons searching for goalie;
Nae bad day in the shire
Thanks, Allan.

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express, in these harsh times it's great to put your feet up, with a cuppa and a fine piece, and listen to the Doric Express.
In today's episode
Taxi for Uber?
Kids jokes raise a laugh - just;
Bide aside Bennachie;
Heat in river Dee is too much!
Dinnna get naeweel aside the Dee!
Better start training like yer lives depended on it!
Mixed day in the Shire
Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's humdinger of an episode;
Wonderful doc loses cancer battle;
In the pink, the pink, the pink;
Sunny but floody say weather boffins;
RC school under threat;
Bonny upgrade for kitchen
Dons need to pull in one direction;
Drizzly but roasting hett day;
Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's fan-toosh episode;
Swicker gets jiled;
Ellon has no ATM atm;
Balmoral tartan latest money mackin scheme;
Battery storage at Cults? Far else.
Waiting 15 year for a train;
New Dons boss likes look of fans;
Mochy evening after fine morning in shire.
Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In today's humdinger of an episode;
Taxi for drivers who speak to Uber;
Kids get taste of windpower;
Barra good runners raise 7.5k;
Uncaring carer fined £470;
Thelin signs off in style;
Sunny/rainy/bright/black day in the shire!
Cheers, Allan

Thanks for listening to the Doric Express. In tonight's late late episode;
Keep local hospitals open at nicht;
Speedy side of Longside;
Nimbyism alive and weel;
Choirs ready for battle;
Man ends up in kirkyard afore he's conked oot;
Dons in talks with players they want to stay;
Lovely day in the shire;
Cheers, Allan