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The Therapy Crouch Marvellous
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
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Welcome to the Therapy Crouch! The smash hit podcast from Abbey Clancy and Peter Crouch. Join us on our weekly episodes where we will be exploring the trials and tribulations experienced by us, and you the listener, as we navigate our way through complex relationships.
Enter into our safe space where nothing is off limits and expect some tears, tantrums and plenty of laughs along the way.
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‘You’ve Got To Be Selfish’ Abbey Response To Wedding Day Woes
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA your favourite couple are back at it answering all your questions, queries and conundrums that have come up over the past 7 days!
Today we give some advice on how to nail the perfect date night, and Abbey and Peter shoot straight when it comes to helping a listener who is worried she won’t be able to enjoy her big day.
The pair also give their hot take on the when exactly they think you hit mid life crisis age and how best to combat it, and they look at some of their bucket list travel destinations where they wanna go once the kids fly the nest.
And hang around to the end if you have ever laid there at night wondering just exactly what Mr P J Crouch decided to do with all his football memorabilia once he hung up those rather long boots.
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch #AMA!
00:00 Introduction
03:25 Party Planning Committee
07:19 A League Of Their Own
11:47 Celebrity Sketches
12:11 Too Old To Die Young
17:35 Personal Possessions
23:12 I Take My Cap Off Too You
27:16 Around The World In 80 Days
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
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‘I’ve Booked You In For A Hair Transplant’ Abbey Goes TOO FAR
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch Abbey and Peter are giving some of their top tips and witty insights on how to keep your mental health in peak condition
With it being Men’s Health Week at the time of recording, The Therapy Crouch team thought it only right to share some of the things they have learnt over the years to maintain their mental and physical health!
We also hear from one of our listeners who wanted to shout out and celebrate their partner who they have recently completed a trip of a lifetime with down under, as well as from someone whose boss cant respect boundaries!
In the Agony Ab section, Abbey and Pete share some tough love for a woman whose husband cares more about his garage turned man cave than completing her utility room as well as another listener who is fed up with his girlfriend but can’t call time on their relationship out of fear of the logistic nightmare it will inevitably cause!
Enjoy this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
03:08 Summer Lovin
05:30 Take A Chill Pill
07:22 Weekly Shine Club
11:22 Goin Fishin
13:00 Work-Life Balance
18:20 PAYG
23:16 Men's Health Week
37:48 Agony Abs
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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‘We Had NICKI MINAJ at our Wedding!’ Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s Therapy Crouch #AMA it is very much business as usual from the nation’s favourite armchair therapists who love to give you guys a chance to ask us LITERALLY ANYTHING!!
And what would business as usual be if there wasnt something very unusual about it?! Today Pete dresses something that has clearly being bothering him for a very long time regarding the number of wheels that make the world go round, much to Abbey’s dismay.
By popular demand, Abbey spills the beans on just what THAT Martina Book they spent the majority of their Sicilian adventure listing to and we address a serious concern for an expectant listener who is worried they might love their first child more than their newborn.
Breakup advice, wedding prep tips, and non alcoholic beverages - this episode has it all!
If you would like one of your questions featured on the pod, hit the link below!
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00:00 Intro
06:05 Sibling Rivalry
09:05 Dont Break My Heart
12:21 Grand Designs
18:41 Book Worms
22:42 The Green Green Grass
24:32 Go Go Gadget
28:13 The Great Debate
30:04 Put A Ring On It
31:00 Nicki Minaj
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Taylor Swift, Isle of Wight Takeover and PET Peeves | The Therapy Crouch
On today’s episode of the Therapy Crouch, Abbey and Peter are debriefing on what has been a very busy week for the pair of them!
Abbey, fresh off the heals of seeing Taylor Swift live and direct in London has discovered she has in fact become a bit of a ‘Swifty’ in the process and Peter is celebrating his own successful gig after taking over the Isle of Wight festival during the Euros in spectacular fashion.
In the Agony Abs, we hear from a listener whose husband’s lack of compliments is starting to leave her with a body complex and Abbey has some very direct words for a listener whose girlfriend has been caught out doing the dreaded Facebook stalk on a former lover.
All this and much more on this week’s Therapy Crouch!
00:00 Introduction
05:08 Weekly Whine Club
09:23 Pet Peeves
13:03 Guys Only Ladies Forbidden
17:28 IOW
24:11 Too Cool For School
30:40 Taylor Swift
39:39 It’s All About The Confidence
41:18 Agony Abs
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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When Partying With Celebs Goes WRONG! Therapy Crouch #AMA
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch #AMA, Abbey and Peter give a glimpse behind the curtain of what it’s really like partying with global superstars, and have some top tips on what to do when the party goes on a little too long….
By popular demand, Abbey is also revealing some of her tip top cleaning tips on how to get your house smelling just like the Crouch’s!
We hear from a listener who has concerns that her kids are knocking seven bells of sh*t out of each other on a regular basis and what best to do when your partner is going through the hormonal rollercoaster that is pregnancy
And stick around until the end when Abbey and Peter finally answer a MILLION DOLLAR QUESTION!
Enjoy this week’s, Therapy Crouch #AMA
If you want your question read out on the pod, hit the link below
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00:30 Introduction
05:19 The Joys Of Parenting
08:16 Pregnancy Predicaments
10:36 Staying Sober
14:03 When Celeb Nights Out Go Wrong
21:07 At Home With The Crouch’s
23:57 The Million Dollar Question
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Jonathan and Honey Ross Join Abbey and Pete for Some REEL TALK!
On today’s episode of The Therapy Crouch, British broadcasting legend Johnathan Ross joins Abbey and Pete alongside his daughter and reel talk co-host, Honey Ross to talk all things film!
The hilarious duo lift the lid on what it is like working full time alongside your father/daughter and all the quirky trials and tribulations that come with that dynamic!
The pair give their opinion on the current state of the film industry and their favourite new releases that may have gone hidden underneath your radar!! They also give their hot take on Abbey and Peter’s favourite films, and Johnathan is even on hand for some pearls of wisdom when it comes to Pete’s ‘dad dancing’ skills!!
In the Weekly Whine Club, Honey gives her honest take on a husband whose wife has been swooning over next door’s burly builders, and we hear what really grinds her gears when working with her dad!
And stick around for the Agony Ab section, where all four give their hilarious take on what to do when your best friend keeps copying you, as well as how to handle a hubby who REFUSES to take one for the team!
If you would like your Agony Ab read out on the next episode, hit the link below!
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00:44 Intro
02:59 Reel Talk
06:10 Perfect Parenting
09:40 Weekly Whine Club
18:32 Dad Dancing
22:18 Double Standards!
26:55 Kitchen Nightmares
35:31 It’s Not My Fault, Im Dyslexic!
38:32 Favourite Films
44:09 Don’t Go Breaking My Heart
53:09 Agony Abs!
To contact us:
Email: thetherapycrouch@gmail.com
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/ thetherapycrouchpodcast/
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/ @thetherapycrouch
Website: https://thetherapycrouch.com/
For more from Peter
https://twitter.com/petercrouch
For more from Abbey
https://www.instagram.com/abbeyclancy
Our clips channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZntcv96YhN8IvMAKsz4Dbg
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Customer Reviews
Fantastic
These two make my bloody day. Your amazing
Could be so much better
I used to love this podcast but Abbey constantly having a go a Pete and complaining he doesn’t do enough etc. Just back off we are exhausted from hearing it. It used to be so funny.
Sell outs
Way too many Cheesy Cringy adverts such a shame it’s embarrassing.
Have they not got enough money??
Desperate
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