Tinned Fruit Art Simon

A professional psychologist's ambivalent assessment of Tinned Fruit leaves the duo perplexed. There is little time for introspection, however as Paul is relentlessly pursued by an ex-special branch turned toilet attendant intent on bloody revenge. 
Elsewhere Art Simon finds himself at war with a Viking trying to turn a longboat around in his driveway, and the introduction of a new, fun topic selector is upsettingly overshadowed by Paul's perverse obsession with prison and violent offenders.
 
Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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A mysterious letter from a listener has arrived at TF HQ known only as "Convoy" calling into question whether a crime has been committed. Elsewhere elderly men have begun to disappear from Paul Garfunkel's estate, returning years later with amnesia. A sleep apnoea machine holds a vital clue to uncovering the culprit who may be from Wales, or may indeed be a Whale. 
 
Elsewhere, Art Simon explores the sexuality of snooker and its players in an exclusive report.
 
Music Credits
 
There is Romance by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4520-there-is-romance
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Zazie" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
 
 

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Paul reviews the career of Black Lace and the new Rambo film.... AT LENGTH. 

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