Two Peas and a Pod Justin and Mikala

Follow the spiders and practice your parseltounge as we get one step closer to finishing up Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets! The mandrakes aren’t the only ones secretly visiting each others pots… Lockhart throws a lurid pink Valentines Day party that matches his outfit, Percy gets private with Penelope, and we discover there is a Mrs. Aragog. We investigate the parallels between Harry and Voldemore, and discuss who really myrtled Myrtle? Do Harry and Ron “see the sign” that leads to the Chamber? Join us as we obliviate everything you thought you knew about Harry Potter in this episode. It’s different…it’s interesting.

We’re about to POP with excitement for today’s episode! We finally pull you back off the cliff(hanger) as we talk ad nauseam about the big soccer games from the past few weeks. Kevin makes an appearance and really fizzes things up. Mikala’s family comes to town, and Justin channels his inner thespian in a karaoke of the ages. It’s safe to say the stage was set… (Champion)ship’s proud of you, son.

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Beee PreeepaaaaaarrreDuh as we hop to chapters 9-12! Did you think you’d have to brew some polyjuice potion to get information on the Chamber of Secrets? Nah fam, just ask Professor McGonagall. Dumbledaddy’s love for lilac and hot chocolate blinds him to everything from Lockhart’s lack of qualifications to “that’s been tampered with, that has!” rogue bludgers. Colin Creevey visits Harry in the hospital with grapes in tow. Why grapes? There’d be no way of knowing. Let us taaaaaaawwalk to you about it all!

What do Mayor Humdinger and childbirth have in common? Absolutely nothing. Or maybe just this podcast.

You’ve hit the motherload! It’s our Mother’s Day episode! Today we reminisce on our favorite Mom moments (shout out Mom), Mikala gets on her biggest soap box to date, and Justin gives Mikala a timely surprise. Unforgettably, Justin’s mom makes a guest appearance and leaves us asking, “does Ivermectin really heal horse feet?”

GOOD MORNING, BELLE!! When listening to this episode, be sure to check our (arti)facts, and try your best to not get blinded by the Lockhart light or your own ambition as we discuss what Molly does all day, game recognizing game when Gilderoy Lockhart sees a little bit of himself in the chosen boy, and what exactly is Justin Flinch fletchflinchfletchly playing at? Join us or you’ll be next, mudbloods!

Stop begging, stop begging, we’re back for another episode! This time we find out exactly what lengths Justin is willing to go to in order to win a kids’ soccer game. Our Moo Point might make you see Red and tank our Reputation… or who knows, Sparks might Fly like it’s 1989. ‘Twas a Fearless time. Justin gets another year older (so old he doesn’t even know how old he is), and he has his first birthday party in 30 years. We also get a special guest from Justin’s secret admirer… she’s obsessed with wine stores. It’s a Justin-heavy episode, but hey, it’s his birthday!

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