49 episodes

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White are the dynamic duo who try to discuss the brave new divisive world where people are too scared to offend anybody. We take on controversial subjects and try to break them down into a basic understanding of how we ended up in this emotionally gentrified place. Banter, beers and lots of shouting. 

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Kit Johnstone and Sands Mahal

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 5 Ratings

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White are the dynamic duo who try to discuss the brave new divisive world where people are too scared to offend anybody. We take on controversial subjects and try to break them down into a basic understanding of how we ended up in this emotionally gentrified place. Banter, beers and lots of shouting. 

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 49: Special guest Eric Lampaert on Standup, LA and our JD Sitcom Idea.

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 49: Special guest Eric Lampaert on Standup, LA and our JD Sitcom Idea.

    Wokie/Egg White's first ever guest Eric Lampaert joins us on our podcast where we learn about his journey, life in LA, Standup comedy and offers his thoughts on our JD sitcom. Fairly wide ranging bantz. As the seriously nice guy, Eric, was gracious with his time the least we can do is throw up his social deets:Eric Notes:Website which is the main port of call:https://www.ericlampaert.com/The seriously delicious YouTube Channel featuring his great sketches;https://www.youtube.com/c/LambPearEric/videosShow notes:There is a list of standup comedy venues in LA:https://www.latimes.com/entertainment-arts/list/the-60-best-places-to-see-stand-up-comedy-in-l-aFor anyone who doesn’t live in the UK, this is a good primer for present day Jim Davidson:https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDqLMcCp7DxevzyiUm1Q5fg/videosOld School Jim Davidson. You decide. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjmsRsWl7jUIn reality we love Romesh Ranganathan:https://www.romeshranganathan.co.uk/GBNews is mental. Give it a go:https://www.gbnews.uk/

    • 1 hr 2 min
    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 48: Vue Cinemas, Truth Social’s Mentalism and West London Massive

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 48: Vue Cinemas, Truth Social’s Mentalism and West London Massive

    More comedic chat about Vue Cinema, Wokie being accidentally blocked by Lenny Henry and Frankie Boyle (who he loves) and the utter mentalism that is Truth Social. Quirky viewpoints from Not-Woke-Woke-Asian-Guy and Whiter-Than-Egg-WhiteShow NotesLenny Henry has done a lot for Diversity and has taken a lot of flack for it on Social Media but he believes in what the does and champions it wherever we can. Buy this book and preferably from an independent book seller.https://www.waterstones.com/book/access-all-areas/lenny-henry/marcus-ryder/9780571365128Frankie Boyle is brilliant and completely needed in these times. See him live if you can. https://www.frankieboyle.com/Truth Social. It’s just Racist Twitter right? If you are normal you will laugh at the absurdity. If you are mental you will be tipped over the edge and start believing the crazies. Join at your peril.https://truthsocial.com/Don’t take my word for Vue Cinemas. Read the reviews. https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Attraction_Review-g186338-d12098401-Reviews-Vue_Cinemas-London_England.htmlLook at the Wikipedia profile picture of Kash Patel. Crazy Right? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kash_PatelIf you are acompletist for knowledge here are some facts about Brentford/ West Londonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brentford

    • 31 min
    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 47: Joe Lycett’s possible arrest and John Cleese being Anti Woke

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 47: Joe Lycett’s possible arrest and John Cleese being Anti Woke

    Our latest Wokie/EggWhite podcast delves into voice overs, John Cleese being anti woke, Pedigree Chum and the police being called to Joe Lycett’s comedy act because “they were offended”. Meanwhile in other news Roy Chubby Brown got to exercise his freedom of speech by using racist language for comedic purposes. Oh and please sponsor us Pedigree Chum. ShownotesWokie’s agent Rosemary is a demented version of Beryl Virtue who survived Spike Milligan’s madness to have a truly astonishing career:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beryl_VertueHere’s a blatant attempt to get sponsorship from Pedigree Chum:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOT0DMF5pVcShakespeare facts:Shakespeare had three children. Can you believe? You might be related to him!This is what Bourgeois means you heathen :https://www.thefreedictionary.com/BourgoisWoke Asian Guy is now a Voice Over Artist but look at the competition!https://www.voices.com/welcome/voice-over?_bt=624444580012&_bk=find%20voice%20actor&_bm=e&_bn=g&_bg=140065581744&gclid=CjwKCAjwwL6aBhBlEiwADycBIEXTOYpELivPKi7Nk5EyR6IfOa-J4ZzhhuvCpZ0asi06Av-4RoIliBoC0UIQAvD_BwEAnother Curry and Chips fact:Six years later, Milligan once again blacked up in the BBC series The Melting Pot. Only one episode was shown, and the other five were pulled

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    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 46: Edinburgh Fringe 2022 and Being Offended.

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 46: Edinburgh Fringe 2022 and Being Offended.

    Wokie and Egg White talk about the Jerry Sadowitz incident in Edinburgh Fringe 2022 that was the talk of the town. Does this mean comedy is going backwards and does the word ‘Fringe’ need to be removed from the Edinburgh Fringe as it looks to be going towards safe comedy and moving far away from its roots. We chat it out so lend us your ears.ShownotesIn the 90’s Mark Thomas, in his TV Show Comedy product,  drove a tank through McDonalds. That right. To give context he was the 90’s equivalent of John Oliver where he took a controversial subject usually about big businesses and broke it down comedically. Not taking anything away from John Oliver who is studio bound MAREK DROVE A COOL TANK TO GET A HAPPY MEAL! Watch the clip here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71-h9A2XvWo&t=320sWe all know what happened to Jerry Sadowitz at the Edinburgh Fringe so read this poncy article by a Guardian journalist and feel intelligent for 5 minutes.   https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/aug/16/jerry-sadowitz-cancelled-show-comedy-free-speechWe all know Mark Thomas has a particular hatred for Boris Johnson so watch him eviscerate him herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEqFaZTKsBE

    • 28 min
    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 45: Rishi Sunak Asian Roots triggered and Durex Ads.

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 45: Rishi Sunak Asian Roots triggered and Durex Ads.

    Back from a short break we dive straight into the insane TokTok backlash Wokie got when posting a seemingly innocent video of Rishi Sunak being….. Rishi Sunak. People do get triggered over the weirdest things and also this condom advert on TFL is getting saucier by the day as discussed here in our latest podcast.ShownotesWe are no different to other creators with begging bowls so in order for us to keep going we need bits of your cash. Please donate accordingly and we love you for it:Patreon/ Buy me a coffee plugs:https://www.patreon.com/fuzzydicehttps://ko-fi.com/fuzzydicecomedyHere is the video of Rishi Sunak trying to relate to asians with his campaign video:https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2022/jul/08/rishi-sunak-launches-tory-leadership-campaign-videoRishi Sunak has no middle class friends: https://metro.co.uk/video/rishi-sunak-says-no-working-class-friends-unearthed-clip-2726787/?ito=vjs-linkWake up! Read Private Eye Magazine and get with the programme:https://www.private-eye.co.uk/Here is an explanation of people who are triggered which helps explain TikTokhttps://www.verywellmind.com/what-does-it-mean-to-be-triggered-4175432Nigel Farage | GB News | Mentalist:https://www.gbnews.uk/shows/farageRead this article on how Roy Chubby Brown’s show was cancelled: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9959985/Roy-Chubby-Brown-cancelled-Fans-blast-woke-decision-axe-comics-Sheffield-gig.htmlHere is the HashTagFitMatters Durex Advert that is plastered on TFL https://www.lbbonline.com/news/durex-knows-fitmatters-for-latest-influencer-led-campaign

    • 32 min
    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 44: James Corden and Comical Irony

    Woke Asian Guy and Egg White Ep 44: James Corden and Comical Irony

    We dispense with the scripted formula and riff on a wide range of subjects such as James Corden (again!), John Oliver and the politically incorrect landscape that encompassed Leigh Francis crying after making a career on political incorrectness and Michael Richard’s meltdown… Basically the fun stuff. Show Notes:We seem to be a minor hit in Bulgarian so here are some facts:https://nomadsunveiled.com/facts-on-bulgaria/Egg White thinks James Corden Sid playing a character of a bad man but here are people asking if he is really rude in real life:https://www.reddit.com/r/AskUK/comments/o5pnop/what_is_your_personal_story_of_james_corden_being/We mention that we did a short series called Socially Distanced Standup. Link to episode 1 is below:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fDCfJEl0hM&t=78sTechnology moves fast so before TikTok was the Vine App which had it’s moment in the sun:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vine_(service)Remember Dapper Laughs? Here is a link to the seldom read Daily Star where he managed to torpedo his own career: https://www.dailystar.co.uk/tv/dapper-laughs-rape-joke-cbb-16837073Normally we post low brow links but this article on White Girl Tears will make you look smart at parties:https://blogs.lse.ac.uk/gender/2020/12/09/why-white-women-crying-is-still-racist-the-work-of-trauma-narratives-in-self-stories-of-transracialism/Here is Leigh Francis’s apology after making his name on some funny but questionable characters:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-KYgYTxJwjcWe talk about the Michael Richards meltdown and Letterman apology so here is the latter where he looks rather discombobulated:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBoVZh1ruQ

    • 20 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
5 Ratings

5 Ratings

Mungbeaner ,

Wake up with Wokey

Woke Asian Guy and Egg White discuss topics very much in the zeitgeist, great pod!

Ron Pape ,

Influencer

This pod is about two people who are trying to make a TV show but have no idea but keep battling on through. A random discovey and a very happy find, I wish them all the luck in their journey and will be listening!!

Trent Social Media Maker ,

5 stars?

I have no idea why I gave it 5 stars. This is blatantly a podcast of 2 people who are clearly working out their issues on u suspecting listeners

Still worth a listen

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