I'm on the Staiiiiirway to Hell (Part 1‪)‬ Mysterypedia

What up mah bois! Welcome back to your favorite place to be: CREEPY CITY! We missed you all as always my friends and are excited as ever to share some stories to haunt your dreams tonight! (kidding) (sort of) This week, Kelsey recounts part 1 of the chilling tales of a Search and Rescue worker: a story so creeeeeeepy that it has Kelsey contemplating the existence of ~aliens~ and portals to other dimensions (next step....ghosts??) Not only will this story have you joining my anti-stair revolution, contemplating if a "no- face man" can see and being thankful for your 9-5 office job (WHAT?), it will also prevent you from ever going outside again! Thats right everyone, stay inside! Our scientific opinion is that nature is BAD! (jk we love it but rlly be safe people the woods be crazy). Alright, I have given enough away (and also given nothing away?)! Sit back, relax, and grab your favorite mountain lion resistant headphones because your in for a doozy of an episode! See you in creep city!