CrabDiving Radio Podcast Ryan Pfeiffer & Patrick Viall

Trump spewed a zillion lies but hey, Biden had a cold.  CNN obfuscated their journalistic duties when they let Shitler blather lie after lie during the recent presidential debate. Ninnies want First Lady Jill Biden to convince her husband to drop out of the race. Oklahoma MAGATS want the Bible taught in schools. Crappy SCOTUS went after the environment with the Chevron decision. The Supremes also lashed out at homeless people, making it a crime to sleep in p-public. Billionaire Warren Buffett put 130 billion in a charitable trust to be run by his kids. Christian fundamentalist podcaster Joel Webbon caterwauled alongside fellow Holocaust deniers for Israel to repent. Historical fiction writer David Barton promised to make the GOP platform align with the first twelve chapters of Genesis.

MAGA is bewildered by Trump candidates' losses. We learned the crappy SCOTUS, who just voted in favor of corruption, will do the right thing for Idaho, letting emergency abortion care continue in the gem state. Scribbled in Parseltongue, Alito's sad vapid dissent against the White House social media position was pure victimhood. Oklahoma Supremes actually did a good thing banning the state from funding a Catholic school. Tooty Rudy Giuliani bankruptcy filings reveal a pattern of tasteless spending on Amazon.  An evil husband and wife sex trafficking team in West Virginia, who surely voted for Trump, adopted African American children forcing them to work and live like slaves.  A moronic State Trooper in Vermont deep into his authoritarian feelings arrested a man for flipping him the bird. Racist rapist Donald Trump has been inciting violence against migrants ahead of the next presidential election and  is back to his old routine of accusing his political opponents of being jacked up drugs. 

Countdown to Trump's bailing on the debate has officially started. Shitler called on President Biden to submit to a drug test the day of the debate. CNN stopped an interview with an impossible Trumpkin spokesperson just days before the presidential debate. Man-baby blathered a bizarre word salad during a rally when he was surely under the influence of something. According to a professorial type Trump doesn't have the support of most Fortune 500 CEOs. A Texas abortion ban caused a dramatic increase in infant mortality rates. Secret recordings of Tooty Rudy Giuliani prove the corrupt former Mayor was indeed in a relationship with his podcast host.  The Supremes lifted a ban on gender-affirming care. MAGAT pastor and GOP candidate Mark Burns let his fascist flag fly during a whacked-out campaign ad. A Green Beret activist group demanded the Arizona GOP cut ties with a candidate who lied about serving in Vietnam. The ultimate rightwing nut-job caterwauler, Alex Jones is poised to lose Inforwars in bankruptcy. If Diaper Don wins the election, Melania Trump will likely never step foot in The White House.

Trump's pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler's crappy "platform" Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a "Trump, Burgum 2024" website. A former clerk of Sith Lord SCOTUS Thomas said the spiteful justice actually said he wants to make liberals miserable. The SCROTUS did a good thing by upholding Biden's domestic gun violence restriction. The price of a house is through the roof. A toddler was stuck in a Tesla with a dead battery because Elon sucks. People are dying during the Hajj due to extreme high temperatures. GOP ninny Kevin McCarthy explained he's not speaker anymore because Matt Gaetz slept with a 17 year old. It's hot AF outside.







 



 

Louisiana fascist Republicans will force Christianity on all school children. Slurring, thick-tongued Trump pretended he loved Milwaukee, even though he said otherwise, and blathered he would stay in the Brew City during the RNC. According to the co-editor-in-chief of Vanity said Shitler struggled with the chronology of events and "could not keep a straight thought" during an series of interviews. Tech Nazi Elon Musk slithered upon a figurative cross and complained about alleged attempts on his life. The platform formerly known as Twitter has been losing tons of value and their new payment platform probably won't help. A scientist in Finland made protein out of thin air. The House ethics committee heard testimony about possible pedo-antics by GOP Sith Matt Gaetz.  A ninny guest on Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon's podcast caterwauled the Satanic Temple is sending recruits to grab kids attending after school programs. The worst owner in the history of the NFL has blocked the release of a movie about Trump, where the Dear Leader is appropriately portrayed as a monster. Diphthong Jedi and rightwing loon Kandiss Taylor said women can't be POTUS because they aren't buttholes.

Florida ex-cop is a Russian disinformation super spreader. Spin doctors at the Pentagon ran a secret anti-vax campaign to undermine China propaganda during the pandemic. The Cannes Film Festival deserves a green splat from Rotten Tomatoes after asking Tech predator Elon Musk to speak. The Biden Campaign slammed Shitler for his felony convictions in a TV ad. Obama had a "drop the mic" moment dissing Trump at a Biden fundraiser hosted by Jimmy Kimmel. The Washington Post has been swarmed by a gaggle of nasty Brit TV tabloid types. From here on out, Christian lawmakers should be called fascists. Former KKK Grand Puke Load David Duke slithered to Detroit to pay respects to human skeet bag Nick Fuentes. Hitler enthusiasts Dalton Clodfelter and Vincent James blathered many complaints about their un-hire-ability because you know, they're Nazis. Diaper Don let his wee fingers do the walking as he called into Steve Bannon's War Room during an interview with vapid kraken Cari Lake.