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I really thought there would be more people and school buses off the road during the delta variant surge, but I guess I was wrong. IN this episode, I list my frustrations and bring on Candy as a guest. This is a funny episode. 



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Morning Commute to Work podcast. And this is Roy. You guys like my podcast. I would love you guys to rate me five stars and leave all of you on Apple podcast. I'm here to tell you that you are not the only one to get pissed off during your morning commute. All right. And I got a lot of podcast episodes for you. I just I'm just going to what I'm going to do is every time I drive in the road, I'm going to complain about something, but it's going to make you feel better. All right. It's the type of complaint where you actually want to hear because you want to know that you're not the only one complaining and but you know who you are. I mean, you know, I don't have no understand. I don't have road rage. I never get road rage. I just like to just curse people in my car. I will run them off the road like some some jerk did a couple of months ago who tried to stop. And now. I'm commuting to work right now. OK, and it's July of twenty twenty one, and I guess about I mean, the United States, 50 percent of the people are vaccinated, which is bad. I think more people should be vaccinated. That's like

Very interesting with the Delta variant, OK, because. With the Delta variant, it's like we have covid-19 all over again, even with people getting vaccinated. It's like a totally different virus than covid-19 I understand this coronavirus or whatever, but you know what? Before the pandemic, I hated commuting to work because the high this major highway that I take is all was always backed up with anything. I don't understand why this is a highway and highways do not have stop signs or traffic lights, but it obviously has idiotic drivers in other drivers. I kind of broke this up into two words. You see that Indiana drivers. Causing all types of traffic jams, some traffic accidents. And then you go in ways. The ways and. You just you know, I don't know what she always like, there's a cop up there, there's an accident, there's some stupid car in the road. We'll talk about ways and how much it sucks. This happened another episode, but that's that's the up the side. The point is social media, GPS, what the hell is that about anyway? Everybody was going to the office five days a week, not working at home, and it just clogged the freakin highways. I don't I didn't understand that. Well, I really didn't understand why. I just did and completely pissed me off now. I found. That there was one exit along, it was a long exit. It was like a lane that you had to get it. It was a long exit and you had to get yet to use it on the left lane in order to get onto this exit. And it was another major highway, you know, one of those interchanges or whatever they are right now.

Listen to the full podcast episode on how I went ahead of over 100 cars on the highway.

Good morning, all you're listening to the podcast called Roys Morning Commute to Work, and I was not going to do a show today on the way to find a way to work. I was just going to just have a nice peaceful drive. You know how it is. And I haven't even left my neighborhood yet in some stupid garbage truck in my way. And he will let me go. What an idiot. I mean, this is selfish idiots. I know they have to do the job, but they have this dumpy freakin truck that's noisy as all hell and it causes all types of noise pollution in the neighborhood. But, you know, look, I'm late for work already, and I know that might not you know, that might be my problem, not his. But it doesn't matter. Get the hell off the road, you idiot. I mean, this guy is mean. He's got he's got three dopey looking guys hanging on the edge. You know how they are. It's friggin garbage trucks and I can't get through. And then there's some other idiot waiting to get through on the other side. So I just don't get it. Now, they should make these freakin garbage trucks a lot smaller, a lot smaller so people can actually get through and they can get to work on time. You guys who get stuck behind garbage trucks in the morning in your neighborhood, you know what I'm talking about now, these three dopey guys, not the driver, but the three dopey guys that are hanging on.

I mean, I love the Toby, but they look dopey. Yes, for sure. They are hanging off the garbage truck. And, you know, I would love to yell at them and say, get out of here, you idiot. I'm trying to get to work. But they're very, very gargantuan, these guys. I mean, this must be like a question on the job application, when these guys work the garbage truck, you know, they they ask, you know, what's your weight, what's your height, how much how many muscles you have? And you know what? These guys, they don't look like they have any muscles. They really don't. They just look dopey. They look the big, the gargantuan and they all look like they work out. I mean, I don't know, you know, I mean, you have to be you know, I have to work out in order to do this job because you're lifting people's garbage and you don't know what the heck they put in there. They put all types of crap in there. Right. So I want to just get out of my car and just tell this, just the move just to driver to move his truck. OK, I really do. I am so freakin annoyed.

And I mean, I won't even get into. Well, yes, I'm going to get into the school buses because these private school buses now. All right, now he's letting me through like he's still sitting there. And he's I mean, I wish I can just let you guys hear it, but he now he's waving me to go through. Well, thank you. Thank you, idiot. After that took three minutes, you the guy probably heard me doing this podcast because you so he felt so bad because he he, you know, he, he felt so bad to Delaney from work. All right. Finally driving through, calling her like the garbage truck there. And now I'm now I'm getting stuck behind a school bus. What the hell. You know, I mean, I don't know why she let these school buses on the main road. People have to get to work. They have to get to work the main, you know, get these freakin school buses off. Now, I can go. I, I'm going to I'm going to bitch and moan about this anyway, because now you have to get to work. You go on the main road. And oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you to review my podcast, please review the podcast on Apple podcast. Now, I got to bitch and moan about these school buses. We have to get to work, and it's bad enough that we are not allowed to pass them in the first place.

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While driving to work, when I finally saw the person who slowed me down in the fast lane, I finally got up that person and a third gender. You know, those people who you cannot tell what their gender is. Those people only drive slow. Also, I had trouble calculating my order at Dunkin Donuts, so I had to use my food math skills.

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So, you are frustrated driving to work and coming in late all of the time? Me too! In my first episode, I will show you that you are not the only one who gets frustrated with the traffic. I talk about people who are not going to work, but cause traffic jams anyway. People who drive slow in vans and more!

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