S1 E3 Get the Freaking Garbage Trucks and Schools OFF the Road‪!‬ Roy's Morning Commute To Work

Good morning, all you're listening to the podcast called Roys Morning Commute to Work, and I was not going to do a show today on the way to find a way to work. I was just going to just have a nice peaceful drive. You know how it is. And I haven't even left my neighborhood yet in some stupid garbage truck in my way. And he will let me go. What an idiot. I mean, this is selfish idiots. I know they have to do the job, but they have this dumpy freakin truck that's noisy as all hell and it causes all types of noise pollution in the neighborhood. But, you know, look, I'm late for work already, and I know that might not you know, that might be my problem, not his. But it doesn't matter. Get the hell off the road, you idiot. I mean, this guy is mean. He's got he's got three dopey looking guys hanging on the edge. You know how they are. It's friggin garbage trucks and I can't get through. And then there's some other idiot waiting to get through on the other side. So I just don't get it. Now, they should make these freakin garbage trucks a lot smaller, a lot smaller so people can actually get through and they can get to work on time. You guys who get stuck behind garbage trucks in the morning in your neighborhood, you know what I'm talking about now, these three dopey guys, not the driver, but the three dopey guys that are hanging on.

I mean, I love the Toby, but they look dopey. Yes, for sure. They are hanging off the garbage truck. And, you know, I would love to yell at them and say, get out of here, you idiot. I'm trying to get to work. But they're very, very gargantuan, these guys. I mean, this must be like a question on the job application, when these guys work the garbage truck, you know, they they ask, you know, what's your weight, what's your height, how much how many muscles you have? And you know what? These guys, they don't look like they have any muscles. They really don't. They just look dopey. They look the big, the gargantuan and they all look like they work out. I mean, I don't know, you know, I mean, you have to be you know, I have to work out in order to do this job because you're lifting people's garbage and you don't know what the heck they put in there. They put all types of crap in there. Right. So I want to just get out of my car and just tell this, just the move just to driver to move his truck. OK, I really do. I am so freakin annoyed.

And I mean, I won't even get into. Well, yes, I'm going to get into the school buses because these private school buses now. All right, now he's letting me through like he's still sitting there. And he's I mean, I wish I can just let you guys hear it, but he now he's waving me to go through. Well, thank you. Thank you, idiot. After that took three minutes, you the guy probably heard me doing this podcast because you so he felt so bad because he he, you know, he, he felt so bad to Delaney from work. All right. Finally driving through, calling her like the garbage truck there. And now I'm now I'm getting stuck behind a school bus. What the hell. You know, I mean, I don't know why she let these school buses on the main road. People have to get to work. They have to get to work the main, you know, get these freakin school buses off. Now, I can go. I, I'm going to I'm going to bitch and moan about this anyway, because now you have to get to work. You go on the main road. And oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you to review my podcast, please review the podcast on Apple podcast. Now, I got to bitch and moan about these school buses. We have to get to work, and it's bad enough that we are not allowed to pass them in the first place.

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