Romance Novels For Dudes Tetherball Academy Media
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This is the first ever romance novels for dudes. If you like cocaine, prostitutes, unbelievable sex, and being a real man-- you’ll love this. If you think Hugh Jackman is straight, move along f**kface.
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Chapter 12 - St. James Kills Everyone
Ron finally redeems himself by telling St. James where the Mayor is and all hell breaks loose. Will St. James survive or will he kill the everyone in sight. Maybe the title gives it away. Oh well.
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Chapter 11 - An Ironic Title When You're Rich
St. James St. James is back being rich baby! But being rich has its price, as he does too much opium and rules the town with an iron fist. The Mayor retaliates and may or may not have killed his entire family. Whoopsie.
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Chapter 10 - Craziest Orgy EVER
St. James St. James finally realizes his dream of opening up a "Polite Whorehouse And Opium Den" and to celebrate, he obviously hosts a huge orgy inside his barn that turns way out of control.
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Chapter 9 - China Is My F**king Jam
St. James St. James arrives in China only to be greeted by copious amounts of opium, orgies, and endless hibachi. It's the experience of a lifetime... or 7 years. He becomes rich once again.
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Chapter 8 - Queef Mittens
St. James St. James is finally able to go back to a whorehouse, but is unhappy with a gift from one of the prostitutes. He also realizes he needs to become a drug dealer to become reich again, so he plans to set sail for China... for opium.
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Chapter 7 - St. James St. James Goes To Jail
Our hero St. James St. James gets sentenced to jail where he kills a Mexican, continues to have sex with multiple women and possibly one dude. When he finally gets out, he realizes he is completely broke and must do something quick... because he'd rather die than be poor again.
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