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Join Rick & Johan as they listen to anonymously submitted confessions and attempt to discuss each one without judgement. Often salacious and sometimes not safe for work this is an opportunity to listen in to peoples deepest darkest secrets. You're either going to realise that you're not as bad as you thought you were or that you're not alone, either way this is gonna be fun!

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Join Rick & Johan as they listen to anonymously submitted confessions and attempt to discuss each one without judgement. Often salacious and sometimes not safe for work this is an opportunity to listen in to peoples deepest darkest secrets. You're either going to realise that you're not as bad as you thought you were or that you're not alone, either way this is gonna be fun!

    The Confessional Podcast: EP19 " SNOG, MARRY OR PUSH OFF A CLIFF"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP19 " SNOG, MARRY OR PUSH OFF A CLIFF"

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    • 58 min
    The Confessional Podcast: EP18 "SHAMELESS ELLE CONFESSES!"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP18 "SHAMELESS ELLE CONFESSES!"

    The confessional podcast is a place to send your anonymous confessions, so that Rick, Johan and Producer Mikey can discuss them without judgement. in this weeks episode we were joined by the amazing Shameless Elle who not only encouraged her fans to send in confessions but she sent in a confession herself!!!

    Here are all the links to her socials and merch

    Shameless Merch: https://meidesigns.ca/

    Instagram: https://www.Instagram.com/shamelesselle

    Tiktok: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLpdXtB8/

    YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/shamelesselle

    Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/shamelesselle?mibextid=LQQJ4d

    This week we discussed…

    How Elle built up her social media following.

    Her collaboration with Singlemomsaga https://www.instagram.com/SingleMomSaga

    Rick got jealous of a lumberjack that Johan likes.

    Johan snuck in back to back dad jokes and then Elle did one too!

    Rick tells us about being sent off from an American Football game.

    Mike read out some lovely Apple Podcast reviews go and write yours here!
    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403

    We hear from a lady who had a double mastectomy and although she has survived breast cancel misses her exquisite funbags or as she called them “nellies”

    In Urban Dictionary Corner we have a great time speculating what a “Blumkin” might be?

    We hear from a lady who’s having an affair with a security guard.

    We hear from a single mother who has found an interesting way to make some extra money to make ends meet.

    We hear from a lady who is about to finalise her divorce but went back for one last ride.

    We hear from a lady who likes to watch.

    We hear from a 23 year old virgin.

    We hear from a lady who has started making inappropriate jokes just as her man is “arriving”

    and finally we hear from a man who goes down on his lady and ends up eating something he didn’t want to….

    If you’re struggling with a problem that is affecting your mental health then we urge you to talk to someone, here are some links to U.S and U.K based organisations that might be able to help…

    Uk based support
    Call the Samaritans UK on 116123
    https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/talk-us-phone/

    Speak to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) on 0800 58 58 58

    https://www.thecalmzone.net/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphkUbXTNoFZ7NuSMcz3VTWlWjTgQfK9zZKyubUkqoqAjwilV26GI3IIaAlBvEALw_wcB

    Mind Journal

    Better Help (online therapy)



    U.S Based support
    988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

    Call or Text: 988 (1-800-273-8255 will continue to remain available)
    Chat: Lifeline Chat
    The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is a national network of local crisis centers that provides free and confidential emotional support to people in suicidal crisis or emotional distress 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the US. 

    Crisis Text Line
    Text HOME to 741 741
    Crisis Text Line provides free, 24/7, high-quality text-based mental health support and crisis intervention by empowering a community of trained volunteers to support people in their moments of need in the US. Crisis Text Line also has international affiliates in Canada, Ireland, and the United KiNgdom.

    Please share this episode with anyone who you think would enjoy it and remember by leaving a positive review where ever you found this, you'll be helping other people to discover it.

    Listen on Spotify here https://open.spotify.com/show/3zPRUEyAs5qm9tF4XxRgd0?si=bJGRJdQ3TAWgl0tv4czvsA

    Listen on Apple here

    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403

    Support us on Patreon and get access to bonus content here http://tinyurl.com/TCPONPATREON


    Find all of our socials here http://tinyurl.com/TCPSOCIALS



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    • 1 hr 39 min
    The Confessional Podcast: EP17 "The One Where Johan Names Ricks D1CK"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP17 "The One Where Johan Names Ricks D1CK"

    The confessional podcast is a place to send your anonymous confessions, so that Rick, Johan and Producer Mikey can discuss them without judgement. in this weeks episode we discussed…

    We hear all about Johan’s trip to Vietnam and Rick’s trip to Disneyland.

    Mike read out some of our messages and reviews.

    Do you have a direct message to Rich expressing their love for him.

    We had an overwhelming response to Kimmi Kaiy’s guest appearance.

    Do you have a confession from someone who had sex in the confessional booth of a church.

    We are from one Mr faces to bring things in the shower that they're wife does not know about.

    One listener confesses to consuming some of Richs extra curricular content at work.

    One of our listeners wants to know who is on our laminated list.

    Can we hear from Mister who orchestrated a sexual encounter with a coworker that reads like a porno script?

    If you’re struggling with a problem that is affecting your mental health then we urge you to talk to someone, here are some links to U.S and U.K based organisations that might be able to help…

    Uk based support
    Call the Samaritans UK on 116123
    https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/talk-us-phone/

    Speak to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) on 0800 58 58 58

    https://www.thecalmzone.net/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphkUbXTNoFZ7NuSMcz3VTWlWjTgQfK9zZKyubUkqoqAjwilV26GI3IIaAlBvEALw_wcB

    Mind Journal
    https://www.mindjournals.com/products/mindjournal?tw_source=google&tw_adid=655148994230&tw_campaign=18623720363&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphlNslk8MF3N17V2wgjoxsTUaPdGVrraLRc2111I5-ytIHZR58h72bkaAqaxEALw_wcB

    Better Help (online therapy)
    https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&utm_source=AdWords&utm_medium=Search_PPC_c&utm_term=betterhelp_e&utm_content=128279754183&network=g&placement=&target=&matchtype=e&utm_campaign=15228626133&ad_type=text&adposition=&kwd_id=kwd-300752210814&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphn1LF58Ls4a87Kqu4QF0T-sh7YFEwUYRQhMRcjDvn3ONB4rPpxQZQ0aAt9aEALw_wcB&not_found=1&gor=start


    U.S Based support
    988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline

    Call or Text: 988 (1-800-273-8255 will continue to remain available)
    Chat: Lifeline Chat
    The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is a national network of local crisis centers that provides free and confidential emotional support to people in suicidal crisis or emotional distress 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the US. 

    Crisis Text Line
    Text HOME to 741 741
    Crisis Text Line provides free, 24/7, high-quality text-based mental health support and crisis intervention by empowering a community of trained volunteers to support people in their moments of need in the US. Crisis Text Line also has international affiliates in Canada, Ireland, and the United Kingdom.

    Find all of Kimmi’s socials and content here…
    https://beacons.ai/kimmikaiy


    Please share this episode with anyone who you think would enjoy it and remember by leaving a positive review where ever you found this, you'll be helping other people to discover it.

    Listen on Spotify here https://open.spotify.com/show/3zPRUEyAs5qm9tF4XxRgd0?si=bJGRJdQ3TAWgl0tv4czvsA

    Listen on Apple here

    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403

    Support us on Patreon and get access to bonus content here http://tinyurl.com/TCPONPATREON


    Find all of our socials here http://tinyurl.com/TCPSOCIALS

    https://www.instagram.com/ricks_beardedlife/?hl=en-gb

    https://www.instagram.com/johansventures/?hl=en-gb

    https://www.instagram.com/mikeisdistracted/?hl=en-gb

    https://www.tiktok.com/@manfromsomewhere?lang=en


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    • 58 min
    The Confessional Podcast: EP16 "I SLEPT WITH MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP16 "I SLEPT WITH MY DRIVING INSTRUCTOR"

    The confessional podcast is a place to send your anonymous confessions, so that Rick, Johan and Producer Mikey can discuss them without judgement. As the man mountain Johan is away on holiday, we recruited a step in cohost in KimmI Kaiy and we discussed…



    We have a cameo from the person who submitted the danger wank confession last week.



    Our guest cohost goes above and beyond in terms of filling Johan is massive shoes.



    We go through a number of questions that men would like to ask women, but are too afraid to ask like…



    Do women pee in the shower?



    Why women deny, breaking wind?



    Why women aren't about what they want?



    Questions are period products.



    If women share personal details about exploits and share tips?



    Do woman have sneaky wanks links men do?  



    We hear from a listener, who failed their driving test repeatedly because they kept having sex with their driving instructor.



    We hear from someone who has a high end executive job who wants their man to take charge when they get home. 



    And we hear from a listener, who is struggling with her mental health, and feels like they're losing themselves. 



    Uk based support

    Call the Samaritans UK on 116123

    https://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help/contact-samaritan/talk-us-phone/



    Speak to CALM (Campaign Against Living Miserably) on 0800 58 58 58 



    https://www.thecalmzone.net/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphkUbXTNoFZ7NuSMcz3VTWlWjTgQfK9zZKyubUkqoqAjwilV26GI3IIaAlBvEALw_wcB



    Mind Journal 

    https://www.mindjournals.com/products/mindjournal?tw_source=google&tw_adid=655148994230&tw_campaign=18623720363&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphlNslk8MF3N17V2wgjoxsTUaPdGVrraLRc2111I5-ytIHZR58h72bkaAqaxEALw_wcB



    Better Help (online therapy) 

    https://www.betterhelp.com/get-started/?go=true&utm_source=AdWords&utm_medium=Search_PPC_c&utm_term=betterhelp_e&utm_content=128279754183&network=g&placement=&target=&matchtype=e&utm_campaign=15228626133&ad_type=text&adposition=&kwd_id=kwd-300752210814&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwq86wBhDiARIsAJhuphn1LF58Ls4a87Kqu4QF0T-sh7YFEwUYRQhMRcjDvn3ONB4rPpxQZQ0aAt9aEALw_wcB&not_found=1&gor=start





    U.S Based support

    988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline



    Call or Text: 988 (1-800-273-8255 will continue to remain available)

    Chat: Lifeline Chat

    The 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline is a national network of local crisis centers that provides free and confidential emotional support to people in suicidal crisis or emotional distress 24 hours a day, 7 days a week in the US. 



    Crisis Text Line

    Text HOME to 741 741

    Crisis Text Line provides free, 24/7, high-quality text-based mental health support and crisis intervention by empowering a community of trained volunteers to support people in their moments of need in the US. Crisis Text Line also has international affiliates in Canada, Ireland, and the United Kingdom.



    Find all of Kimmi’s socials and content here…

    https://beacons.ai/kimmikaiy





    Please share this episode with anyone who you think would enjoy it and remember by leaving a positive review where ever you found this, you'll be helping other people to discover it. 



    Listen on Spotify here https://open.spotify.com/show/3zPRUEyAs5qm9tF4XxRgd0?si=bJGRJdQ3TAWgl0tv4czvsA



    Listen on Apple here



    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403



    Support us on Patreon and get access to bonus content here  http://tinyurl.com/TCPONPATREON





    Find all of our socials here http://tinyurl.com/TCPSOCIALS



    https://www.instagram.com/ricks_beardedlife/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/johansventures/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/mikeisdistracted/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.tiktok.com/@manfromsomewhere?lang=en








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    • 1 hr 41 min
    The Confessional Podcast: EP15 "Confessions Of An Only Fans Creator"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP15 "Confessions Of An Only Fans Creator"

    The confessional podcast is a place to send your anonymous confessions, so that Rick, Johan and Producer Mikey can discuss them without judgement. In this weeks episode we are joined by special guest Kim Kaiy and we discuss…



    How Rick met Kimmi?



    How Johan is off on holiday.



    Mike brings us another edition of Urban Dictionary Corner and we all guess what an Alabama Fire Dragon is.



    Kimmi explains an Urban Dictionary term to us and it grosses Johan out.



    Someone confesses to sleeping with their Mums best friend.



    We hear from another listener who has an unexpected encounter with his mother in law. 



    We hear from a listener who took revenge on his boss in the worst way. 



    We discuss unconventional forms of contraception.



    And we hear from a bored motorist who explains what a danger wank is. 







    Find all of Kimmi’s socials and content here…

    https://beacons.ai/kimmikaiy







    Please share this episode with anyone who you think would enjoy it and remember by leaving a positive review where ever you found this, you'll be helping other people to discover it. 



    Listen on Spotify here https://open.spotify.com/show/3zPRUEyAs5qm9tF4XxRgd0?si=bJGRJdQ3TAWgl0tv4czvsA



    Listen on Apple here



    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403



    Support us on Patreon and get access to bonus content here  http://tinyurl.com/TCPONPATREON





    Find all of our socials here http://tinyurl.com/TCPSOCIALS



    https://www.instagram.com/ricks_beardedlife/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/johansventures/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/mikeisdistracted/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.tiktok.com/@manfromsomewhere?lang=en








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    • 1 hr 33 min
    The Confessional Podcast: EP14 "For Fox Sake!"

    The Confessional Podcast: EP14 "For Fox Sake!"

    The confessional podcast is a place to send your anonymous confessions, so that Rick, Johan and Producer Mikey can discuss them without judgement. In this weeks episode we discuss…



    JOHAN DROPS ANOTHER 2 TERRIBLE DAD JOKES.



    WE GET ANOTHER UPDATE ON THE RANDY OLD DAD AND THINGS HAVE TAKEN A TURN FOR THE WORSE.



    WE HEAR FROM A STRUGGLING PARENT.



    WE ARE INFORMED BY A LISTENER YOU CAN GET YOUR JIZZ TURNED INTO JEWELLERY AND NOW RICK WANTS TO GET SOME FOR JOHAN. 



    WE HEAR FROM SOMEONE WHO SHAT THEMSELVES WHILE DRIVING.



    SOMEONE WRITES IN TO TELL US THEY LOVE ANAL SEX. 



    WE HEAR FROM A LISTENER WHO WALKED IN ON THEIR MUM GETTING SPANKED. 



    WE RECEIVE A FUNNY HOOVER STORY. (ITS NOT WHAT  YOU THINK.



    AND WE RECEIVE A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW YOU SHOULD NEVER WATCH THE THE USB STICK AS A FAMILY. 



    Please share this episode with anyone who you think would enjoy it and remember by leaving a positive review where ever you found this, you'll be helping other people to discover it. 



    Listen on Spotify here https://open.spotify.com/show/3zPRUEyAs5qm9tF4XxRgd0?si=bJGRJdQ3TAWgl0tv4czvsA



    Listen on Apple here



    https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/the-confessional-podcast/id1720661403



    Support us on Patreon and get access to bonus content here  http://tinyurl.com/TCPONPATREON





    Find all of our socials here http://tinyurl.com/TCPSOCIALS



    https://www.instagram.com/ricks_beardedlife/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/johansventures/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.instagram.com/mikeisdistracted/?hl=en-gb



    https://www.tiktok.com/@manfromsomewhere?lang=en


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    • 1 hr 13 min

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