Pretty Girl Problem No. 2: ThOT?‪?‬ Honey & Hot Sauce

Right now, we are talking about Pretty Girl Problems. In my last episode, I talked about Pretty Girl Problem No. 1: being told you are ugly just because you’re pretty. Today we are talking about Pretty Girl Problem No. 2: When people assume you are a thot, just because you are pretty. Exhibit A, Lori Harvey. Before you make your argument, I know. I know she dated a lot of people, and she dated both Sean Combs and his son. But for real. Hear me out. It really doesn’t make her a thot. And also, we don’t know if dating them meant sex with them. We are really not in her bed, and we don’t know her personally. Like, has she ever told you that she had sex with them all? She never told me that … we really just think that everyone is the same, huh?

And when former Miss USA Deshauna Barber commented on a post on Instagram last year saying that not everyone is having sex just because they are dating, people dragged her and tried to say she was crazy. But she was right. It may not be common, but it is definitely realistic, and again, we have no idea because we are not there. The amount of people Lori has dated is really none of our business … but since we’re here. What if she did have sex with each of them? That makes her a thot?? She’s for the streets now? Boosie said we need to “stop giving the credit to the beautiful women, and give it to the bachelors who ‘run through them’.” Which means stop giving her the glory of dating them and give them the glory of dating her and not marrying her, or in his words, “run through her” and not marry her.  Wow, guy. You are really encouraging sexism and misogyny like blatantly here. First of all, the fact that Lori is getting quote/unquote “glory” for dating them is already a sign of progress when it comes to women’s rights, feminism, and especially female sexual liberation, and he is trying to take us backwards by saying that we have to take away her glory. Do you realize how long it took for women to even receive that kind of glory? Back in Bible days, a woman would be stoned to death just for getting married if there was no blood on the sheets to prove she just lost her virginity. Like seriously. A woman would get married, and yes, they had to hang the bed sheets up outside to show the blood to random people just to prove that her hymen was recently broken by her husband. Yes, they were all in your business like that. And if there was no blood, she would get stoned and embarrassed, humiliated, etc. We really came from ground zero, and Boosie is here talking about Lori doesn’t deserve marriage except with a simp.

This just makes Boosie sound maaaaaaaaaaaad butthurt lol. I’m just saying. Why, when he was asked about his take on her dating Michael B. Jordan, did he have sooooo many opinions and have to sound so invested and sooooo upset about it?? I personally think it’s because he couldn’t get her. He wanted to talk so much about how she is not wife material, and he wants a good girl, as though she is “easy,” but he seems like he wanted to be one of the people to “run through her,” and found out he couldn’t. That’s why he’s trying to create this narrative that she is easy. No sir. She is confident and she is doing what she wants to do. Maybe she doesn’t want to be married. She had the chance and she broke it off. Maybe she is breaking off these relationships. Maybe this is what she wants. She is young, and she has the right to stay or go as she chooses.