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WHAT A BEAUTIFUL THING TO CELEBRATE A FRIEND LEAVING THE HOSPITAL. JEFFERY IS A BRO AND HE IS PROBABLY ALSO OUR BIGGEST FAN. WE GO IN ON A TERRIBLE (BUT COOLLY NAMED) CONDITION, TETRALOGY OF FALLOT. OPEN HEART SURGERY ON INFANTS. WHETHER OR NOT CYBORGS NEED TO HAVE THEIR ROBOT PARTS ON THE OUTSIDE. DOMINICAN EXORCISMS. BLACK PRESIDENT RUNS. SOME VIDEO GAME STUFF AND FRANKLY TWO POOP STORIES BOTH OF WHICH ARE ABSOLUTELY MIND BLOWING. I REALLY DIDN'T EVEN EXPECT THE FIRST ONE. AND THE SECOND, SOMEHOW TOPS IT. ORDER FIRE PODCAST: THE PHANTOM POOPER STRIKES AGAIN

THIS EPISODE WAS THE MOST EXCITING EPISODE BESIDES THE FIRST

GIVEN THAT WE HAVE A MICROPHONE. AND A COMPUTER. AND OVER THE EAR HEADPHONES.

HONESTLY THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE EPISODE MATTERS SO MUCH LESS THAN THE AUDIO QUALITY WHICH IS SUPERB. THIS WHOLE SHIT SOUNDS LIKE A LINCOLN COMMERCIAL

CUNNILINGUS

ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE DOOMSDAY CULT

MY RECENT BRUSH WITH DEATH (NOT REALLY BUT KIND OF)

HOSPITALS

GRIMY ASS HOSPITALS

TORTA BREAD

GARBAGE PLATES

GUT BACTERIA (POOOOOOOOOOP STORRRRRRRY)

BLOOD SQUEEGEE

FUNGUS TENDRILS

ORDER FIRE PODCAST
WE MOP UP PUKE FAST

BRUJA

THIS WEEK

HAUNTED MIRRORS

LESBIAN MOMS

BOTANICAS

LEO KEEPS CALLING SANTERIA SANTA MARIA WITH ENOUGH CONFIDENCE THAT IM NOT SURE WHICH ONE IS RIGHT ANYMORE

RELICS AND RITES OF THE OCCULT

CROWLEY

THE PERFECT AND PROPER GRILLED CHEESE TECH AND TOMATO BASED ACCOUTREMENT (NOT FUCKING SOUP)

THIS WAS A GOOD ONE THE FIRST HALF LEO AND I GO IN PRETTY DEEP ON ARCHETYPICAL FEARS, REAL OR IMAGINED DROWN VS. BURN (OBVIOUSLY FUCKING DROWN) HEIGHTS, JUMPING, RUSSIAN DAREDEVILS A LOT ABOUT COCKROACHES THE SECOND WE SCRATCH SOME SCRATCHY LOTTERY TICKETS WE WIN BIG AND DISCUSS WHAT TO DO WITH OUR WINNINGS THE CAMARO, THE CHEVELLE, THE MONTE CARLO, OTHER MUSCLE CARS I CAN ONLY TELL LIKE SEVEN STORIES ABOUT DRIVING BUT THIS IS THE GOOD ONE POSITIVITY, AS ALWAYS

A BEVY OF SUBJECTS. BEVY.

WEED, CONTRAPTIONS, OVERINDULGENCE

ANTIQUE PORNOGRAPHY. LUBE. BUTT LUBE.

NICOLAS CAGE, JET LI, JACKIE CHAN, ONG BAK THE THAI WARRIOR

TODAYS GUEST IS NONE OTHER THAN LEOS OFFSPRING. A WELL SPOKEN YOUNG GENT. HE GIVES US THE INSIDE SCOOP ON A BUNCH OF MILLENIAL NONSENSE. SEVEN IS APPARENTLY AN OLD MOVIE. TITANIC IS A REALLY OLD MOVIE. TALES FROM LEOS ALL BOY SCHOOL INCLUDING A CHOKE SLAM AND NATURALLY, A LITTLE DIDDLING. HONESTLY THIS MOGHT BE MY FAVORITE EP TO DATE. SMART KID