Beyond the Beaded Curtain Monday Blue, Randy Chardonnay, and Dock Sounder
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Plunge deep into vintage adult cinema. Each episode, we step through the beaded curtain into the adult section and dust off an old, dirty VHS tape and slide it lovingly into our VCR. We think about it, we talk about it, and we take your pleasure seriously. Book your appointment now with the expert hands of Monday Blue, Randy Chardonnay and Dock Sounder.
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36 Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros 2010 with guest Jack Stallion
36 Bikini Jones and the Temple of Eros 2010 with guest Jack Stallion
So, here's the deal folks. Jack and I watched this movie, and it's not a good movie, and we talked about it anyway. We had some new and different recording mishaps that make for a slightly disjointed conclusion. And instead of getting this published in time for my birthday, I got all depressed and didn't do it and now I rushed it and here it is. You can still make me happy by leaving me a review or by bothering your friends until they give this thing a listen.
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1612603/
Full movie:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph59b8389d7036e -
35 Bikini Frankenstein 2009 with guest Jack Stallion
Randy and Jack Stallion are checking out a more resent, softcore movie this week because concepts like "vintage" and "time" are meaningless and we all know it. Maybe our highest-rated movie of all time, but keep in mind that this is a month into lockdown so who can say what's going on with our tastes exactly. Plenty of cast-overlap with the "Breastiverse" flicks we reviewed early on.
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1594912/
Full movie:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5c3216a259118 -
34 The Erotic Adventures of Bedman & Throbbin 1989 w Cody Grenada
Not really sure what to do with the numbering system on these episodes. Maybe I'll just make it more and more confusing. Maybe I'll just restart from episode one, and count all the episodes equally? Who knows! But even that doesn't really work because there are a couple of "lost" episodes that count in our episode numbers but have never been released. Mysterious! Anyway, here I am talking Batman with my friend Cody Grenada!
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0136164/
Complete movie:
https://xhamster.com/videos/the-erotic-adventures-of-bedman-and-throbbin-1989-2594686 -
2-10 Never Sleep Alone 1984 - Randy solo
It's another solo Randy episode! That's the thing everyone loves, right? Hope so! Randy spends most of this episode talking about anise-flavored booze. And why shouldn't he? It's much more exciting than this movie! Lots of ferns and 80s lingerie, but otherwise, not much to get excited about. Oh well! All of us here at BBC headquarters wish you a safe quarantine and we'd like to remind you that if you want to kill a couple of hours, you can always come on the pod! That's right—certain other programs rely on celebrity guests or experts. Not us! We let literally anyone do it!
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0189799/
Full movie:
https://xhamster.com/videos/never-sieep-alone-720-1984-8710064 -
2020-9 Vixens of Kung Fu (1975)
How about a long episode? Randy doesn't have anything better to do. And there's lots to talk about because Randy has got Jack Stallion on the pod today. Did we take this too seriously? Perhaps! But these are serious times. Cool soundtrack. Bad movie. Oh well!
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0192757/
Full movie:
https://xhamster.com/videos/the-vixens-of-kung-fu-1975-11628394 -
2020-8 Bad Girls (1981)
So I read that nobody's listening to podcasts right now, which I'm guessing is because podcasts are often a form of entertainment we experience while doing other things, like driving to work. And nobody's driving to work. Oh well! I'm going to keep making new episodes and releasing them at no particular time because why not? I can think of no good reason. So here you go: Bad Girls.
Another great title song! Promising first half after some initial concerns, but then the back half is a bit of a letdown. Still, it's way better than that cartoon we watched last time! But then, almost anything would be better than that cartoon.
Cast and crew:
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082044/
Complete film:
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5e036e2b645f0