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The world has ended. What do we do now?
No one knows what the meteor was, or from which far-off star system it originated. All that is known that it blazed across the sky over the cornfields of the Midwest, a brilliant streak of red across a background of stars. The impact crater it left in the badlands of South Dakota made the whole North American continental plate vibrate like the surface of a drum, and caused earthquakes and tsunamis all across the earth.
But it wasn't the meteor that ended the world, but what the meteor carried.
Within a matter of weeks, half the United States was overrun with a strange red vegetation that choked the life from the soil, devouring field and forest and desert as it spread. It was like nothing the earth had ever seen: a forest of red leaves and twisting vines that consumed flesh as if it were an animal. As if it were sentient.
What the forest didn't devour, it corrupted beyond recognition. Within months, North America was covered in choking vines and trees. And with spores borne on the wind, the rest of the world fell into ruin as well.
But the forest had one weakness. For some reason, salt water caused it to wither and die, shriveling up until it crumbled into ash. So, in some of the world's seaside cities, people fought back. Men and women, using tanks of seawater and fire hoses, carved out enclaves of human habitation: tiny pockets of humanity in a world where they had become obsolete.
In what we once called the San Francisco Bay Area, a small community still survives. And here, at the top of a white stone tower that overlooks the life-saving waters of the bay, a lone man broadcasts a solitary radio channel, a single voice in the endless wilderness, going out to no one in particular.
The Age of Humanity is over. The Age of the Blood Forest has begun.
This is Blood Forest Radio.
New episodes of Blood Forest Radio come out every two weeks. It is
written by Ian P. Johnson and Daniel Lindsley, and performed by Ian
P. Johnson. Original music for each episode is written by Tim and
Derek Hamersly. Our logo and website were designed by Sydney Shafer.
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Episode 107 - New Restaurant
There's a new restaurant opening up in Outer Sunset Village, and it has some interesting food, which Intern Tammy has gone out to describe. And there's also... other stuff? I guess? I'll be honest, it's been so long since we released an episode that I've forgotten how to do these synopses wait why are you writing that do
Blood Forest Radio is written by Ian P. Johnson and Daniel Lindsley and performed by Ian P. Johnson. Music for this episode was created by Tim and Derek Hamersly.
We're taking listener letters! Send your questions to letters@bloodforestradio.com. (Letters may be edited for content and clarity.)
Like us on Facebook! Go to facebook.com/bloodforestradio.
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Episode 106 - Baseball
It's Baseball Day today! The San Francisco Giants are facing their rivals, the San Francisco Not-Giants, for the Western Division title, and we're live on location! Also, we read another ad from our sponsor, and a PSA regarding the Blood Forest.
Blood Forest Radio is written by Ian P. Johnson and Daniel Lindsley, and performed by Ian P. Johnson. Music for this episode was created by Tim and Derek Hamersly.
We're taking listener letters! Send your questions to letters@bloodforestradio.com. (Letters may be edited for content and clarity.)
Do you book face? Because we have a Facebook now! Like and follow us at facebook.com/bloodforestradio.
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Episode 105 - Shower Lottery
Since hygiene has become such a problem around these parts, what with the recent water shortages and everything, the Alcalde has created a new system to determine who gets to shower and who doesn't. Also, we answer some more letters, and we get an update on the most recent baseball scores.
Blood Forest Radio is written by Ian P. Johnson and Daniel Lindsley, and performed by Ian P. Johnson. Music for this episode was created by Tim and Derek Hamersly.
We're taking listener letters! Send your questions to letters@bloodforestradio.com. (Letters may be edited for content and clarity.)
Do you book face? Because we have a Facebook now! Like and follow us at facebook.com/bloodforestradio.
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Episode 104 - There Is A Ship
A mysterious ship has appeared in the waters to the west of our city. Where does it come from? Who is aboard it? Also, the sanitation problem near Telegraph Hill is getting out of control, a listener has a complaint, and we read the community events calendar.
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Episode 103 - The Iron Lord of San Quentin
The Iron Lord of San Quentin, the Bay Area's mysterious fascist dictator-slash-supervillain, has kidnapped one of our citizens, and it's up to Councilman Wilmington Price to get him back. Also on this installment, an update on the nightmare plague, a public service announcement about public hygiene, and we answer some of your letters.
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Episode 102 - The Alcalde's Party
The Alcalde is celebrating a very special anniversary, and so she's throwing a party! But, since this is the Age of the Blood Forest, after all, things do not go as planned, and a hero has to step up and save the day. Go on, guess who it is. Plus, news about the nightmare plague sweeping across the city, and we have a word from our sponsors.