Past Present Future Funcast Cosmic Guff

Ahoy chum! Hop on board the toe of time for another cosmic dip in the ocean of temporal fun. Episode 4 follows Simon on his perilous, multi-lifetime quest for baked goods of regal importance, does he ever succeed and at what cost? We also learn what life is like at various points in the seminal career of Tom the artist. Get yourself sucked into a wobbly world of time travelling nonsense and plop out the other end entertained!

Happy christletides to you! It is a festive episode! We talk to young Tom about his forbidden festive feelings; Dickensian Christmas Simon gets a big old turkey from an unsavoury gentleman, and we learn what far-future Christmas is like for Nebula Tom and Simon. Have a simply-having-a-wonderful-chrimbus-time time, friends!

Simon's van gets keyed. He goes on a terrible vengeance spree via a dungeon quest with goblins. We learn of exciting new Time Telephone capabilities thanks to Darren Paradox and experiment by calling Jurassic Tom and Pre-Evolution Simon - with some musical treats along the way!

Tom and Simon talk to their past and future selves about their varied addictions and excesses. Includes a review of some spiiiicy popcorn and a special hit song from Shifty Bisto and the Shady Gravies!