All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode 70: The Shift All Balls Don't Bounce

We keep gettin' our math up & thank you for allowing us to keep droppin' that sports talk science. We spread el ooh vee eee! It's The ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Artie Donovan, where you'll love it when they call on Big Papi! Wall $t stops himself on the first of many a slippery slopes we face on the show. Sweets has geography problems that we make history quick & reminds us that rights can never be wrong, right? Dennis Rodman doesn't rock a snitch jacket, Jon Bon Jovi's son is not wanted dead or alive & Lance Armstrong is downsizing for the impending storm... Duane & Will examine the 2013 WNBA Draft & wonder about the future of the league... We look at the Delicate Ballet around Kobe Bryant... The first round of the NBA Playoffs have revealed that you should never test old man screnf, never let your insurance lapse with Cliff Paul or never disrespect Mr. Mama, There Goes That Man! The WMDs slander names from the Gulf Coast & discuss "The Black Problem" in baseball... The class action suit vs the NFL may have just gotten tighter... What does Britney Griner have to do with the NFL Draft? Wall $t & Sweets sniff out the pyramid scheming of the "new" BCS bowl playoff system... Will violates Fallon Fox, but not like Matt Mitrione did! Some of Chael Sonnen's best friends are... you know what? Nevermind... Will "The Canelo Curse" befall Money Mayweather on May 4th? Accents Employed: Menino Mashup, Boston Strongese, The Truman Show Promos, Kyrie Irving Vowels, Mora Iversoning... References: Booker T, Corporate Brown Nosing, Deval Patrick, Conspiracy Theories, Harvey Levin, Border Wars, Pop Rocks, Pre-Crime, Unleavened, Blazay Blazay, Skull & Bones, Earl Stevens, @MagnumPrime, ABDB TV, Retirement Checks, #ComicSans, Run TMC, Gone With The Wind, Tangentializing, Black Woman Hair Politics, Gordon Solie, Disputing Undisputing, Syntactionally Incorrect, Rich Kidd & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!