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Canadian Nuclear Winter is over! The Names You Can Quickly Trust In Sports Commentary are back! Wall $t. & Sweets bring you ABDB Ep. Bruce Matthews! We get in the trenches immediately with rap battle talk, a sport in & of itself... There is a Disappearing Act going on at ABC's NBA Countdown, but is it addition by subtraction? Lance Armstrong heeds Slim Charles' words & fights on that lie... AGAIN! What's up with Blacks in Italy? Aldon Smith sacks himself... Who in Hades violates the Holiest of Canadiana? Child Labor Laws mean nothing in Spain... Will disrespects Althea Gibson on her born day & Duane calls Marvin Williams "Gaye"... Athletics make a complicated appearance on the show... College basketball is strictly for live men AND for Freshmen, especially Andrew Wiggins... Turnover in the NBA is Epic, but Transition is Necessary... Sweets & Wall $t. have never started from the bottom, but now we're here with Drake & the Toronto Raptors... What happens when a dead body is more exciting than the Klitschko Brothers? We recount two epic bouts in the Fistic Arts & what happens next for the victors... Jay Bilas is The Trillest! Black QBs are all the rage, but don't get gassed! Peyton Manning is still the standard bearer... Dan Snyder doesn't care what you think about his moral turpitude! Is "League Of Denial" the kill shot for the NFL or just another body for the GoodellFather to bury as he Protects The Shield?... Accents Employed: Ol' Bawl Coach... References: Mr. Cowboy, Little House On The Prairie, @mikewashere @MagnumPrime, @OmarElamam, Jerald Wilks, D-League Thanksgiving, Cristobal Colon Shade, The Glide, Playing Your Position, Larry Merchant, Champagning & Campaigning, Habitual Line Stepping, Criminal Minimalization, Sibling Hate, Freddie Adu-Du, Second Bananas, Soup Coolers, Marion Morrison, Hollywood Shoes, Mandingo, Wedding Crashing, Wranglers, MC Lyte, Pure Power Don't Powertrip, Matthew Broderick, Where's The Beef?, One Percenters, Aubrey Graham, Social Anthropology, Collusion, Uganda, Ted DiBiase, HOV!, Russell Peters, Butterbean, Coach Pants, Rod Tidwell, Gladiator, #GrittyGuttyScottySkiles, Amerigo Vespucci, Coon Smiles, The Wire, Video Game Math, Macklemore, La Cosa Nostra, Steel Sharpens Steel & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!

Please don't hate us for the hiatus! It was a necessary evil as we further our not-so-nefarious plot to take over All Things Great in Sports Social Commentary! You were missed for sure! Welcome to ABDB Episode Dennis Rodman, The LA Edition! We do What's Popular With The Population out the gate, spreading love to a community hoops tourney & an amazing young man who will cause you to think twice about what you value... It's the ABDB Way! Will & Duane examine the difference between Best & Greatest... Wall $t. exposes his inner soft rocker... Somehow, you'll hear The Human Fish & an Ethiopian Emperor's names in the same sentence... Sweets won't discriminate between WNBA & NBA Summer League play: He doesn't watch either! How many times can we utilize the biggest word in the English language? Duane dons The Skeptical Hat as Derrick Rose returns... The Fraud that is Ryan Braun gets flame broiled by The Incredible Two Man Team, with a moldy side of Lance Armstrong & Alex Rodriguez... Should fans even care if sporting heroes we create to meet our entertainment expectations dope to hope & achieve? Anderson Silva Deebo's the pockets of Jon Bones Jones & Georges St. Pierre by getting his meatloaf slumped, but does his aura still shine bright? Will a similar fate befall Floyd Mayweather in his tilt vs. a young, strong & hungry fighter in Canelo Alvarez? Money runs Pretty Tony game on Manny Pacquiao because when he gets a bitch, he got a bitch... The BCS: No Country For Poor Schools... Johnny Football: The Picture Of Entitlement or The Embodiment Of Youth & Hubris... Nothing like having a Muslim Extremist blocking for the Sanchize, right? Aaron Hernandez & the Criminalization of Character go under the ABDB microscope... Accents Employed: Bootleg Creole, Mad Rubliarity, Tabernacling, Ol' Ball Coachese, The Pork Chop Squad Vocals...
References: Just-Ice, Khalid Boyd, Hovito, Ms. Uribe, #RampantBlackRedneckery, @micaltaz, The Pre-Tim Duncan, Easy Bake Racism, Uncompensated CFL Endorsers, Darryl McDaniels, Upgrade, Comment Neutrality, MC Eiht, The Light-Skinned-ed Coalition, Portfolio Diversity, The Other DJ Premier, iRobot, Slang For Cigarettes In England, Gub'ments, Texas Western Love, Lawrence Krisna Parker, Hoops CSI, The King Of Conjecture, White-On-White Comparisons, The Mendoza Line, Verbal Intercourse, Kenny Gattison, Pre-Criming, DJ Mike Hitman, Ed The SportsFan & more!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!

Because quite often in Sport & Life, synthesized surface conceals the interior, roll with The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. as we get to the story behind the stories on ABDB Episode Carlton Fisk. It's our obligation to keep doing What's Popular With The Population! The proceedings get set off as we count The Loss In The Victory of Robbie Rogers' return, examine Nike's deliberation with deading LiveStrong & Driver Profiling... Why are Will & Duane shitting on people on their birthdays? Apologies can be tough if both sides feel like they should be the ones getting the apology... Why is the WNBA probably must-see TV this season? The Road To Riches & Diamond Rings in the NBA playoffs is lined with defense... NBA Coaching Carousel has Patrick Ewing standing on the sideline, waiting to hop the ride... again... Will the blues cruise in Memphis this summer & why is Chris Paul starring in a silent movie? Can you get a degree at Notre Dame or Columbia in decision making? NFL MVP Adrian Peterson's opinion matters only if certain people like it! Not everything is so Black & White with Jay-Z... When it's all said & done after your NFL career, don't look back for help... A family wants a player & his money to soon part... Lucas Matthysee does not care about your well-being, but Antonio Margarito actually does... Sexual discrimination must not show up on a resume when you apply for a gig in New Jersey... Word to Gordon Gekko: Greed Is Good, unless you work for Major League Baseball & ESPN... The Natural Order Of Things take shape as Sweets & Wall $t. do work & make a big announcement... ACCENTS EMPLOYED: DoTheRightThingSmiley, Dr. Evil-ese, Jockographic... REFERENCES: Yasiin Bey, Persona, Too Tall, The Fridge, Terry Bollea, Opposition, Politics As Us-U-Al, Talladega Nights, Forbes List, Nasir bin Olu Dara Jones, Grown Man Biness, Haberdashery Envy, #RampantBlackRedneckery, American Might, Tomate d'Can, Fish Tales, Education Pays, Homecoming, #ThreeToSee, WNBA Dunk Contest, Bret Hart, Tron Amendment, Bridesmaids, Charlie Chaplin, Chopped Meat, CyberStupidity, Enlightenment, Borg, The New Danger, Screening Process, Misremembered, The Squeeze Play, ProVox, Cross Pollination, #ABDBFam Roll Call, WMDing & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!

Fear Not, Fear Not! Once again The Incredible Two Man Team of Sweets & Wall $t. submit to you All Balls Don't Bounce, Episode Evgeni Malkin. We stay winnin' on our Champagne Campaign in bringing you the stories behind the stories in sports! Duane is deep into his nicknomenclature as we set it off with gang signs in athletics, futbol never getting any positive burn on the show & some Roger Clemens slander to boot... Will & Duane shade Ray Lewis a bit as they debate the validity of a Shark calling out a Tiger... Sweets catches a case of temporarily permanent amnesia when we fete The GOAT on his nuptials... Brian Burke launches a sophisticated lawsuit & the Twitter screets shudder in fear! Our special guest Andy Fruman aka @GrumpyOldSport from SB Nation's Bad Left Hook is on the check-in with The WMDs to chat The Fistic Arts... Risk/Reward factor for the most anticipated bout in MMA history is examined... Something is rotten in the state of Argentina... Paulie Malignaggi plays patsy for the Can Man... After Floyd Mayweather's virtuoso performance over Robert Guerrero, we ask Andy what's next on the menu for Money & why he may or may not be the Best To Ever Do It in Boxing... The NCAA is looking to amend football coaches' Friends & Family Plan while sweatshop workers are now making as much as some student-ath-o-letes... Simpin' Ain't Easy, Mario Williams... Will's been in Canada too long... Chris Kluwe is out of Minnesota, but is it for being outspoken? Amateur extortion scheming amuses Sweets & Wall $t... Last but not least, The Curious Tale of Jason Collins & the contradictory idea of support... ACCENTS EMPLOYED: Lounge Sanga Stitcher, Facinda-ing, JangaLang JangaLang... REFERENCES: Dear Summer, An-Fer-Nee, Webster, The N-Word, Antwan Patton, Baby Pee Dealers, Litigious, The Ewing Wedding Theory, #iBeThePappy TV, Tha Liks, Fidel Castro, Woodsy The Owl, Empty Calories, Burners, Twitter Tofu, Solution In Song, Simptastically Incorrect, Pulp Fiction, Excommunication, The Mexican Hunter & MORE! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!

We keep gettin' our math up & thank you for allowing us to keep droppin' that sports talk science. We spread el ooh vee eee! It's The ABDB Way! Welcome to Episode Artie Donovan, where you'll love it when they call on Big Papi! Wall $t stops himself on the first of many a slippery slopes we face on the show. Sweets has geography problems that we make history quick & reminds us that rights can never be wrong, right? Dennis Rodman doesn't rock a snitch jacket, Jon Bon Jovi's son is not wanted dead or alive & Lance Armstrong is downsizing for the impending storm... Duane & Will examine the 2013 WNBA Draft & wonder about the future of the league... We look at the Delicate Ballet around Kobe Bryant... The first round of the NBA Playoffs have revealed that you should never test old man screnf, never let your insurance lapse with Cliff Paul or never disrespect Mr. Mama, There Goes That Man! The WMDs slander names from the Gulf Coast & discuss "The Black Problem" in baseball... The class action suit vs the NFL may have just gotten tighter... What does Britney Griner have to do with the NFL Draft? Wall $t & Sweets sniff out the pyramid scheming of the "new" BCS bowl playoff system... Will violates Fallon Fox, but not like Matt Mitrione did! Some of Chael Sonnen's best friends are... you know what? Nevermind... Will "The Canelo Curse" befall Money Mayweather on May 4th? Accents Employed: Menino Mashup, Boston Strongese, The Truman Show Promos, Kyrie Irving Vowels, Mora Iversoning... References: Booker T, Corporate Brown Nosing, Deval Patrick, Conspiracy Theories, Harvey Levin, Border Wars, Pop Rocks, Pre-Crime, Unleavened, Blazay Blazay, Skull & Bones, Earl Stevens, @MagnumPrime, ABDB TV, Retirement Checks, #ComicSans, Run TMC, Gone With The Wind, Tangentializing, Black Woman Hair Politics, Gordon Solie, Disputing Undisputing, Syntactionally Incorrect, Rich Kidd & MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!

Amidst the cacophony of fake hustle sports debate & prevarication, a true voice rises & The Incredible Two Man team carries the torch to bring you the stories behind the stories! Welcome to ABDB Episode Andy Desjardins! Duane & Will stretch their hockey knowledge to its limits right after the NHL trade deadline... They also speak on a unique barter system in the NFL, a resurrection that has no tie to Easter & a moment of Ardent AssClownery... We set it off with The Curious Case Of Kevin Ware, where love don't pay the bills, but... Are we all wrong about Brittney Griner? Sweets & Wall $t. examine the Truth & Consequences for Aquille Carr... Andrew Wiggins must make The Decision II & John Calipari wants IN! We look at Mike Rice's Scarlet Letter & find out why Oregon Ducks forward Arsalan Kazemi bounced quick fast like Ramadan from Rice University... We pat the pockets of Andy Enfield while Will lobbies hard for a friend & destroys a Biblical reference... The guys commiserate over the loneliness of Being Kareem as new UCLA coach Steve Alford helps us to punctuate the hypocrisy of a sick system... Duane thinks Will's spending too much time eye hustlin' on Alex Rodriguez' wallet... Can you bet on Black with the Atlanta Braves outfield & not sound racist? Jay-Z & Robinson Cano: The Fear of Black Partnership... Why is HBO Boxing so emotional & is Adrien Broner the reason? Robert Guerrero, meet Plaxico Burress... Donovan McNabb wants to know why it's Hatin' if it's The Truth... Which 'Cism is it as Sweets tries to sidestep the Elephant in the room... Accents Employed: Barry White Stitcher, The "B" In "Subtle" Shit Starter, Bodymore Murderland Deserve... References: Duval Clear, The Shocker, Air Winking, Hockey Trophies, Incontinence, Lauryn Hill, Machiavelli, Judge Mathis, Michael Irvin, Rapper Name Checking, The Large Professor, Kriss Kross, NWO, Lenny Wilkens, Tri-Curiosity, The 4 Basic Food Groups Of Texas, Worker's Compensation, Chris Rock, Robitussin, Ed O'Bannon, Outsourcing, God's Image, Morgan P. Campbell, The Maury Show, Lack Of Institutional Control, Tiny Lister, The Harvard Of The South, al-Qaeda, Tim Donaghy Smile, Litigious, #FreeJoeyGreco, Percy Miller, Rap-A-Lot, Carlton Ridenhour, Catching Feelings, Felonious Stupidity, #NoRomo, Rakim and MORE!!! ABDB is Meaning, Movement, Mentality, Community and Conversation. Email us at allballsdontbounce@gmail.com. Find us on Stitcher Radio, iTunes Music Store, Facebook, Tumblr & Twitter!