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These are my ideas for children’s picture books that have ALL been rejected by multiple publishes.
You get the pleasure of thinking up the art in your very own head. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bil-lepp/support

Quirky Children’s Books I Can’t Get Publishe‪d‬ Bil

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These are my ideas for children’s picture books that have ALL been rejected by multiple publishes.
You get the pleasure of thinking up the art in your very own head. Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/bil-lepp/support

    Zombielocks - The Politest Little Zombie

    Zombielocks - The Politest Little Zombie

    Title tells it all...

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    • 4 min
    What’s Deadly to You is Diddly to Me!

    What’s Deadly to You is Diddly to Me!

    My take on the ‘We’re Going on Bear Hunt’ song, only this version is positively educational as it describes the weird and wonderful abilities different species such as the sea cucumber - they can eject and regrow their internal organs!- and opossum - immune to snake venom! - possess.

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    • 5 min
    Humpty WAS the Dumpty

    Humpty WAS the Dumpty

    What if Humpty wasn’t the Dumpty? What if the Humpty merely belonged to Dumpty?

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    • 5 min
    The Tremendously Busy Life of the Male Lion

    The Tremendously Busy Life of the Male Lion

    Males lions only get 18-20 hours of sleep a day. What do they do with the rest of their time?

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    • 2 min
    The Three Billy Goats Who Disliked Each Other

    The Three Billy Goats Who Disliked Each Other

    Why do we assume animals standing in a field together like each other? In this version of the Three Billy Goats Gruff I imagine a situation in which the billy goats do not get along or play well together.


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    • 3 min
    The Mouse, The Cheese, The Trap

    The Mouse, The Cheese, The Trap

    A mouse, a trap, and some cheese are dissatisfied with their roles... so they switch positions.

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    • 2 min

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