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A show about plants as viewed through the lens of evolution and ecology with a side of deranged ranting, crass humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.

Plant ecology, systematics, taxonomy, floral chemistry, biogeography and more.

Joey Santore was a degenerate railroader for 15 years during which he taught himself Botany by reading textbooks and research papers in the cab of the locomotive while stealing time from work. He has traveled to 11 different countries studying plant communities. He is the host of the YouTube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't and the host of the show Kill Your Lawn on EarthX TV.

Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't Tony Santore

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A show about plants as viewed through the lens of evolution and ecology with a side of deranged ranting, crass humor, occasional profanity, & the perpetual search for the filthiest taqueria bathroom.

Plant ecology, systematics, taxonomy, floral chemistry, biogeography and more.

Joey Santore was a degenerate railroader for 15 years during which he taught himself Botany by reading textbooks and research papers in the cab of the locomotive while stealing time from work. He has traveled to 11 different countries studying plant communities. He is the host of the YouTube channel Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't and the host of the show Kill Your Lawn on EarthX TV.

    Guanajuato, Mexico Recap Part 2 - Floristic Affinities & Biogeography

    Guanajuato, Mexico Recap Part 2 - Floristic Affinities & Biogeography

    Two hours of rants about wonderful plants in Central Mexico. A follow-up to the previous episode and a description of plant species, taxonomic affinities and habitats encountered in the mountains of Querétaro and Guanajuato States, Mexico. Also a brief gear list and explanation of the various tools used when botanizing desert mountains.

    Why the genus Garrya (the silktassels) is so cool,
    A new Astrolepis sp. (Undescribed)
    Stevia pyrolifolia (Asteraceae) - it's waxy-as$ leaves at 10,000 feet
    Dyscritothamnus filifolius (Asteraceae) and the limestone cliffs and sketchy roads it inhabits

    Vallesia glabra (Apocynaceae)
    Spondias purpurea (Anacardiaceae)
    Strombocactus disciformis (Cactaceae)
    Lophophora diffusa (Cactaceae)
    Mammillaria perezdelarosa ssp andersoniana 
    Arctostaphylos pungens (Ericaceae)
    Comarostaphylis polifolia (Ericaceae)
    and a ton more 

    • 1 hr 55 min
    Central Mexico Recap & Habitat Summary

    Central Mexico Recap & Habitat Summary

    This episode sponsored by Fiberpad, where you can glue duct-taped wheatgrass and fiberglass to your face in order to clear up any blemishes nice. What can limestone do for you and how does it form?

    A long, winding rant through the mountains of Querétaro about habitats and species encountered at elevations between 6,000' and 10,000' including:
    Karwinskia humboldtiana (Rhamnaceae)
    Baccharis conferta (Asteraceae)
    Penstemon campanulatus (Plantaginaceae)
     Ariocarpus kotschoubeyanus (Cactaceae)
    Kadenicarpus pseudomacrochele (Cactaceae)
    Isolatocereus dumortieri (Cactaceae)
    Opuntia stenopetala (Cactaceae)
    Pinguicula moranensis (Lentibulariaceae)
    Quercus crassipes (Fagaceae)
    Agave salmiana subsp. crassispina (Asparagaceae, Agavoideae)
    Dasylirion longissimum (Asparagaceae, Nolinoideae)
    Various Stevia sp.  (Asteraceae)

    featuring mountains made out of marble, seafloors made out of calcium-rich muck, and much more.

    • 1 hr 45 min
    Pollination Systems & Bird Pollination with Jeff Ollerton

    Pollination Systems & Bird Pollination with Jeff Ollerton

    Jeff Ollerton is a pollination biologist and researcher based out of the EU and currently working in KunMing, Yunnan Province, China. He has written two excellent books - one entitled "Pollinators and Pollination" and another entitled "Birds and Flowers" about birds as pollinators. In this nearly two hour long conversation we talk about a variety of taxa as well as ecological phenomena. I am still kicking myself for forgetting to bring up the topic of the South African monocot genus Strelitzia (Order Zingiberales) which has a weighted-lever-mechanism that allows only birds to access the stamens.

    • 2 hrs 9 min
    Rio Grande Valley Botany with Ernest Herrera

    Rio Grande Valley Botany with Ernest Herrera

    In this episode we talk with field botanist Ernest Herrera about the rich floristic diversity of the Rio Grande Valley region of South Texas and Northern Mexico. We talk about a variety of cool plant species as well as the cultural history and cultural repression of this unique region, how it will adapt to climate change, how to change culture in order to get people to start appreciating their native flora more, how to convince people to kill their lawns, what happened to horned lizards, what's up with Texas Tortoises, and a sh*t ton more.

    Ernest Herrera is a botanist, herper, and field biologist born and raised in South Texas.

    • 1 hr 58 min
    Central Texas Orchids, Limestone sinkholes, New Aster species

    Central Texas Orchids, Limestone sinkholes, New Aster species

    In this episode we talk about why plant "rescue" is a b******t term, how Epipactis is probably pollinated hoverflies that it dupes, whats up with this new species of Asteraceae discovered in the Chihuahua desert, why people who don't know much about botany or ecology initially prefer non-native plants orver native ones, best place to get a Texas toast waffle machine, stealing a bus bin from Olive Garden, etc

    Note : I mistakenly say Deb "described" this new species of composite. I meant to say "discovered". Blame my sleep deficit gfy

    • 1 hr 51 min
    Death Valley Botany with Matt Berger

    Death Valley Botany with Matt Berger

    In this episode we talk with Botanist Matt Berger about Death Valley Plants, discovering new species, Limestone endemic plants, Dune Beetles, Desert Shrimp, specifist.ecology and more.

    • 2 hrs

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