Death Do Us Part Laura & Jeremy

Jut a couple weeks ago Keli conned Laura into rescuing a cat that was being pushed out of its home. Laura of course had to help this cat out, fostered it and found a good shelter in no time! Well with pet rescue on the mind we talk about a woman who used her pet to try and get her out of murder...blaming her dog for shooting her Ex-husband 10 times. We then talk about the horrible nature of animal abuse where two spouses killed their significant other's dog out of anger and jealousy. One such case was used as a PSA for other animal abusers that they will go to jail if they harm an animal. We wrap up the episode with a Laura's hypomurder that answers the question "would your pet eat you if you died." Short answer is yes...it likely would. And Jeremy's dog fighting adoptee that he would train for a taste of human blood before an accidental tragic accident.

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!



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Why is it so hard to find someone who can cut your hair right? Well we would love to know, and complain about it. We kick off with a recap of Laura's previous complaint when her husband nearly shaved a bald spot in their sons head and Jeremy tells a story about his day drunk stylist who gave him the worst haircut ever. We then share a murder of a barber whose client shot him for giving him "half a haircut." We then discuss the Boozing Barber who force fed his many victims alcohol so they would die of alcohol poisoning. While we have both had terrible haircuts we wouldn't kill someone over it. BUT, if we were to plan a hypothetical murder one of us would use a poison dart frog hair dye job and the other would use a shampoo and wash to cause a blood clot. Grab your clippers and go to town while you listen to this weeks hairy episode!

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Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!



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We aren't dead! It had been a busy 2 month unplanned Hiatus. Holidays turned into illness and kids returning to school but we are back! It is Olympic season and this episode is dedicated to professional athletes. We share with you a murder by a professional soccer player who just can't seem to stay in jail. We also discuss the tragic murder of a record setting world championship runner by her abusive husband. We share our hypothetical murders including concrete shoes set sail to Canada, and a Curling Hammer accident that ends in a fatality. Enjoy the Olympics, root for the home team, and win a gold medal in staying alive!

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!

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We bring the podcast full circle talking once again about weddings. We shared some terrible wedding murders on our very first episode but there are so many we decided to talk about it again! We have also grown a lot since our first episode and have new parent related pet peeves about weddings we share. We get into a murder from 1966 about a woman who shot her fiancé and his surprise girlfriend after being threatened at knife point when she went to pick him up. Another more recent murder was the result of an argument a future husband had about inviting a woman he had cheated with to the wedding. She stabbed him and was not even charged. For our hypothetical murders we concoct a top tier wedding cake poisoning and a wedding dress train crash. So grab some year old cake and enjoy some marital carnage.

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!



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It has been awhile. Between kids getting sick, a vasectomy, and one kid getting 7 stitches, we have been busy. But we are back with the topic of getting you junk SNIPPED! That's right, we are talking vasectomies, contraception, and when men get their most favorite appendage cut off. Laura shares a list of stories about men who have had their penises chopped off. You have probably heard of Lorena Bobbitt, but what about the rest? Jeremy then shares a few stories about a couple who used superglue instead of traditional contraception, an argument turned to murder about using a condom, and an inmate killed by another for the most unforgiveable of crimes. Hold on to your junk boys! This episode is cringe.

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!



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Our Halloween episode is fully of creepy crawlies. Discussing why spouses leave doors open that let ALL the flies in, and why is it the man's job to deal with getting rid of venomous insects? We have the answer...they are just more disposable. We get into some haunting murders, including one about the Spider Man Slayer who lived in a couples house for months before he was discovered. We also have a woman who is tired of these Mother F$%^ing snakes in her Mother F$%^ing bed...because her husband put them there. Our hypomurders include a lethal antivenom reaction and a surprise toilet snake. Happy Halloween!

Listen, subscribe, and tell us your most exasperating pet peeves! You can follow us on Instagram/Twitter @ddupcast or visit our website at DeathDoUsPartPodcast.com.

Remember, while marriage is messy...murder is messier!



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