55 episodes

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the church and/or organized religion but are still weirdly fascinated by the Bible and all things Christianity? Same. 
 
Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible is both a fact and fiction podcast where each week host Scott, a gay, former Pastor’s Kid, shares a weird, wild, and wonderful story from the Bible while at the same time answering those burning Bible questions. Consider him your non-religious Bible guide. 
 
So put on your Sunday clothes and get ready to be entertained by all of the incredible Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible. 

Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible Scott Schag

    • Arts
    • 5.0 • 10 Ratings

Raise your hand if you’ve ever felt personally victimized by the church and/or organized religion but are still weirdly fascinated by the Bible and all things Christianity? Same. 
 
Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible is both a fact and fiction podcast where each week host Scott, a gay, former Pastor’s Kid, shares a weird, wild, and wonderful story from the Bible while at the same time answering those burning Bible questions. Consider him your non-religious Bible guide. 
 
So put on your Sunday clothes and get ready to be entertained by all of the incredible Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible. 

    Ruth Pt 2 - Shoes and Marriage

    Ruth Pt 2 - Shoes and Marriage

    Part 2 coming hot: Naomi's cunning plan unfolds amidst the backdrop of the barley winnowing where witness a love story for the ages blossoming under the starry night sky. Through twists of fate and acts of courage, Ruth and Boaz's bond transcends tradition, culminating in a joyous union that echoes through generations and throughout millennia. Join us in celebrating the indomitable spirit of womanhood and the enduring power of love.Sources:The Bible (KJV)“Ruth: biblical figure” from brit...

    • 19 min
    Ruth Pt 1 - Sorrows, Sorrows

    Ruth Pt 1 - Sorrows, Sorrows

    This week we have a mesmerizing journey through history as we uncover the captivating tale of our Bad [BLEEP] Ruth – a woman whose story brims with love, resilience, and the unbreakable bond between women. From sorrow to strength, Ruth's narrative unfolds, painting a portrait of courage, compassion, and fierce determination. Join Scott as we celebrate the power of hope, the triumph of love, and the beauty of rewriting one's own destiny in a way that shape will reshape the world. Sources:The B...

    • 20 min
    Uncut: It's Gonna be May

    Uncut: It's Gonna be May

    May's coming at you with another installment of Uncut, and, REMINDER, Uncut is just that. It's unedited, unBLEEPED, and probably not suited for the kiddos. If that's not your vibe skip away, Bleepers, and I'll see you next Tuesday for another family friendly episode from our wild source material that is the Bible!Be sure to send your burning Bible questions and church trauma stories to badbleepsofthebible@gmail.com and follow us on Instagram and TikTok

    • 28 min
    Jesus Feeds the 5,000 - Hungry Crowds and Fish-Carrying Kids

    Jesus Feeds the 5,000 - Hungry Crowds and Fish-Carrying Kids

    The Bible is like a wild rollercoaster ride—women pounding stakes into heads, talking donkeys, she-bears, you name it! But amidst the chaos, there are some jaw-dropping miracles, like the legendary feeding of the 5000 by the man, the myth, the legend himself, Jesus. This story's got it all—literal catering miracles, fishy charcuterie boards, and wine more. So grab your snacks, pour yourself a glass, and get ready for a journey where the impossible becomes possible and the ordinary turns ...

    • 10 min
    The Wise Man v. The Foolish Man - Rocks and Sand

    The Wise Man v. The Foolish Man - Rocks and Sand

    Dive into the colorful world of parables with us! Today, we're unpacking the timeless tale of "The Wise Man and the Foolish Man" from the iconic Sermon on the Mount (or Plain). But hold onto your hats, folks, because we're adding a twist of whimsy to this classic story!We're taking you on a trip to Parableville, where two builders, Rocky and Sandy, embark on their construction adventures. Rocky, the epitome of wisdom, opts for a sturdy rainbow-colored brick foundation, while Sandy... we...

    • 13 min
    Ehud - Corpulent Kings and Swallowed Swords

    Ehud - Corpulent Kings and Swallowed Swords

    In this week’s Bad [BLEEPS] of the Bible, we’ll be “digesting” the epic tale of Ehud and his showdown with the corpulent King Eglon. Brace yourselves for a wild ride featuring “unique” traits, intrigue, and a double-edged sword. Don’t miss it!Sources:The Bible (KJV)“Ehud v. Eglon: Evidence for the Biblical Account” by Christopher Eames from armstronginstitute.org“Judges 3:22” from biblehub.com"Meet Ehud: Killer of Eglon, the Fat King" by Jack Zavada from learn religions.comBe sure to send you...

    • 12 min

Customer Reviews

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10 Ratings

10 Ratings

CeliaItMe92 ,

Amazing Storytelling! A Must Listen.

I love this podcast! Scott is SO engaging and fun. Coming from someone who is a Christian closely following Jesus — even if it wasn’t the intention of his podcast — I love hearing stories in a clear and engaging way that help me understand better! Because let’s be honest, the Bible IS confusing and totes helps to have someone break it down for you. And super fun to hear obscure stories not told as often. Can’t wait to hear more!

Kingofkendall ,

Finally a Bible Podcast I can listen too

I truly can’t hype/recommend this podcast more! As someone who also spent a bit too much time in church growing up, I’m so glad that Scott was able to re-tell many of the Bible stories I grew up with but in an entertaining and non-church dramatic light. Literally I had to pause too many times because I couldn’t stop laughing at some of Scott’s jokes (the blasphemy sometimes lol, loved it). I can’t wait for more stories to come out! This is truly a gem!!

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