We Hired a Sitter For This Patrick Holbert - Standup Comedian

Episode Title: "Drive to Hurleyville"



Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 136



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte on a scenic drive in the Kia Sorento as they journey to a co-headlining gig in Hurleyville, NY. Along the way, they engage in a lively discussion covering a diverse array of topics.



Main Topics:



Exploring the Catskills Comedy Scene: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share their vague understanding of the historic Catskills comedy scene, exploring its rich cultural heritage and comedic legacy.



Craigslist Experiences: Delve into humorous anecdotes about purchasing items off Craigslist, from unexpected finds to quirky encounters. Join the hosts in exploring the quirky world of online classifieds and the art of negotiation.



Adapting Content and Balancing Commitments: Explore the complexities of balancing work commitments and family obligations, delving into the challenges of adapting content for various contexts. From cars and repairs to speed limits, join them in discussing the value of reliable vehicles like the Kia Sorento.



Affordable Housing Challenges: Reflect on living arrangements in expensive cities for struggling artists, particularly in New York City, and raise awareness about affordable housing challenges faced by young comics. From supporting artists financially to offering innovative solutions, join the hosts in exploring ways to address housing affordability issues.



Supporting Creatives Without Compromise: Join the conversation as Patrick and Gastor discuss white savior narratives and the unintended consequences of good intentions in storytelling and providing assistance. From alternative methods for supporting creatives to preserving artistic integrity, join them in exploring ways to empower artists without compromising their authenticity.



Tune in for a thought-provoking and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:

Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport

www.patrickholbert.com

Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte

www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Bus Chase"



Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 135



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 135 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a journey of nostalgia, personal aspirations, and the intricacies of balancing family life with personal passions.



Main Topics:



* Retrieval of Lost Denim Jacket: Laugh along as the meeting begins with a story about the retrieval of a lost denim jacket on a bus. From childhood possessions to sentimental value, join Patrick and Gastor in reflecting on cherished items like sneakers and toys, and how they shape memories and emotions over time.

* Sneaker Culture: Delve into discussions about sneaker culture as a recurrent theme in personal experiences and family interests. From sharing hobbies to passing down traditions, join the hosts in exploring the significance of sneakers in shaping familial bonds and shared appreciation.

* Gastor's Aspirations: Explore Gastor's aspirations of becoming the GM of the Brooklyn Nets, expressing interest in roles like a cultural liaison and artistic/creative director. From baseball cards to family dynamics, join the hosts in reflecting on personal fulfillment and navigating parenthood amidst professional ambitions.

* Broadway Experiences with Children: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share anecdotes about their Broadway experiences with children, highlighting the joys and challenges of managing emotions as parents while pursuing professional endeavors. From stand-up comedy to career paths, join them in contemplating the intricacies of balancing personal passions with family obligations.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and introspective episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

Episode Title: "Naked Tres Golpes"



Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 134



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 134 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they embark on a candid exploration of personal experiences, comedy shows, and family vacations.



Main Topics:



* Behind the Scenes at Hurleyville Show: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor share behind-the-scenes details of their show in Hurleyville, delving into the mental challenges and struggles, especially for Patrick, who grapples with letting go and perfectionism.

* Patrick's Comedy Show Taping: Delve into discussions about Patrick's comedy show taping and the debate over whether he should release the filmed material. From artistic expression to personal growth, join the hosts in exploring the complexities of the comedy world.

* Gastor's Dominican Republic Vacation: Join Gastor as he shares about his family vacation to the Dominican Republic, reconnecting with extended family and creating special memories with his kids. From cultural experiences to bonding moments, join him in exploring the beauty of family travel.

* Naked Comedy Show in Bushwick: Brace yourself for laughter as Patrick recounts his experience performing on a naked comedy show in Bushwick with Gastor's other podcast partner, Shalewa. From comedic anecdotes to philosophical debates, join them in exploring the purpose and necessity of such shows.

* Debate on Naked Podcasting: Delve into a lively debate on whether their very own podcast should be done naked. From humorous banter to philosophical musings, join Patrick and Gastor in exploring the boundaries of podcasting and self-expression.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 133



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 133 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they dive into a wide range of topics, from podcast duo names to navigating family traditions and parenting styles.



Main Topics:



* Podcast Duo Names: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor brainstorm potential names for their podcast duo. From playful banter to creative suggestions, join them in exploring the whimsical world of podcast branding.

* Snacks and Reading Habits: Delve into the hosts' snack preferences and reading habits as they share humorous anecdotes and insights into their daily routines. From literary recommendations to culinary delights, join them in a candid conversation about life's simple pleasures.

* Health and Wellness Talks: Explore the world of health and wellness as prompted by a book recommendation. From dietary habits to lifestyle changes, join Patrick and Gastor in discussing the importance of self-care and self-improvement.

* Nutrition Choices and Lifestyle Changes: Laugh along as the hosts highlight their personal dietary habits and share struggles and desires for positive changes. From nutrition choices to diet adjustments, join them in exploring the complexities of maintaining a healthy lifestyle in today's fast-paced world.

* Career Shifts and Appearance Perceptions: Delve into discussions about potential career shifts based on appearance perceptions and navigating compliments about toddlers. From personal reflections to societal norms, join the hosts in exploring the nuances of professional and personal identity.

* Parental Boundaries and Affection: Explore the importance of setting boundaries with extended family members regarding physical affection towards children. From cultural traditions to personal preferences, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the complexities of familial relationships and societal norms.

* Humor in Families: Emphasize the importance of establishing a sense of humor within families, fostering understanding and connection through shared laughter. From inside jokes to playful banter, join them in celebrating the joys of familial bonds.

* Generational Naming Traditions: Reflect on generational naming traditions for grandparents and preferences for names that represent personalities or cultural backgrounds. From adapting traditional titles to personal choices, join the hosts in exploring the significance of familial identity and heritage.

* Household Responsibilities and Chores: Discuss approaches to assigning chores and allowances to promote self-sufficiency among children and prepare them for independent living. From instilling responsibility to teaching essential life skills, join Patrick and Gastor in navigating the journey of parenthood.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and insightful episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com

After Patrick recounts his challenging week in exhausting detail, these guys discuss the following:



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Show Notes & Overview

Discussion on communication habits with children

Importance of positive talk and language use

Encouraging self-confidence and healthy self-esteem in children

Action Plan

Demonstrating positive talk more frequently

Reviewing performance feedback processes

Implementing healthy communication habits

Holding accountable for actions

Children's Communication

Impact of words on self-perception

Avoiding harsh criticism and highlighting mistakes

Encouraging curiosity and resilience

Fostering creativity and eagerness to learn

Parenting Strategies

Demonstrating positive language and talk

Monitoring children's academic progress

Being conscious of language use in daily interactions

Conflict Resolution

Preference for face-to-face conversations during conflicts

Avoiding negative online interactions

Opening discussions with compliments

Follow-Up

Checking in on homework completion

Schedule for future meetings and reviews



Follow your hosts on social media: Patrick Holbert: @theholbertreport www.patrickholbert.com Gastor Almonte: @GastorAlmonte www.gastoralmonte.com

Show Summary: "We Hired a Sitter For This" - Episode 131: "Billionaires in Bikinis"



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Join hosts Patrick Holbert and Gastor Almonte in Episode 131 of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as they delve into a wide array of topics, from celebrity scandals to parenting advice from Reddit.



Main Topics:



* Recent Accusations Against Diddy: Patrick and Gastor discuss the recent accusations against Diddy, offering their humorous take on the world of entertainment and pop culture.

* Money, Power, and Morality: Explore the philosophical question of whether money and power make people evil, diving into ethical dilemmas and moral quandaries.

* The Existence of Billionaires: Join the hosts in a lively debate about whether billionaires should exist, exploring economic disparities, social responsibility, and the ethics of extreme wealth accumulation.

* The Will Smith / Chris Rock "Slap" Incident: Laugh along as Patrick and Gastor dissect the Will Smith / Chris Rock "slap" incident through the lens of dad's behaving angrily in public spaces.

* Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's Open Relationship: Delve into the world of celebrity relationships as the hosts share their thoughts on Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith's open relationship.

* Gardening at Home: Discover the joys of gardening as Patrick and Gastor share their experiences and tips for gardening at home, exploring the therapeutic benefits of connecting with nature.

* Parenting Advice from Reddit: The hosts tackle a grab bag of parenting advice questions from Reddit, offering their humorous and heartfelt insights into the joys and challenges of parenthood.



Tune in for a laughter-filled and thought-provoking episode of "We Hired a Sitter For This" as Patrick and Gastor serve up a delightful blend of comedy, commentary, and candid conversation.



Follow your hosts on social media:



Patrick Holbert:



@theholbertreport



www.patrickholbert.com



Gastor Almonte:



@GastorAlmonte



www.gastoralmonte.com