Politics Politics

Conor Burns, MP, threatens to... set up a race of hairs, and wants a threesome with Trudy and Boris.

Trudy Harrison, PPS for Boris Johnson, gives a stream-of-consciousness interview with TWT; about PP!

The British Beer and Pub Association hereby issues a press release for you lowly peasants!

Melvin Benn is here to (*glug*) tell you party slaves to die fer my money!1! And your granny!

What if a genus genius is talked to in a vox pox?! From... Essex!? Carrie Antoinette starring! In her imagination or outside! Can corruption stimulate to orgasm? Can wallpaper cover the pubis!

Fuck nationalism up the ass of every deranged bootlicker!