Both Barrels JP & The Professor

Like much of America, JP and the Professor have had enough of this lock down. The guys discuss reopening the civilized world and how much our leadership have shown their ass in their response to Covid. Everyone's looking to sacrifice someone else. And JP is trying to not waste the crisis and get in to the restaurant game. But if there's a silver lining to Covid-19, the Jordan documentary has reminded the entire world that Mike was the best and it ain't close.

Pantera kicks off the episode because the guys are furious about the collective stupidity in the oil and gas sector. Does Denzel belong in the Apex debate? A couple Jordan stories. And JP admits he would have let Bo Jackson touch him there.

This one's a little late. The guys have the quarantine blues but at least there's Tiger King...

Alright, things are getting weird. The guys discuss the timetable for ending the lock down and Occidental Petroleum's plea for our tax dollars to subsidize their bad decisions. Then things get really serious as the guys debate who had a better career apex run: Tom Cruise or DiCaprio?

The world is ending, and much like the rest of the internet, the guys give their takes on the 'Rona. Even a couple weeks later, discussion of Bill O'Brien's incompetence is inescapable, like a black hole. And the guys end with some thoughts on what comes next, and how the prospect of the aftermath of the 'Rona has changed their worldview. Greg Abbot: we want to party with you.

Sports is in short supply and JP is furious so the guys kick off the pod with a discussion about the virus that is Bill O'Brien. Predictably, talk turns to the the 'Rona and the end of the human race. In the future, they'll call these The Chronicles of Wuhan...