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Portland Vanity Soccer Podcast is a Portland Timbers podcast hosted by Jonathan, Randy, Greg, and Josh with occasional guests on rotation. We mainly discuss the Portland Timbers, Portland Thorns, MLS, NWSL, and the USMNT and USWNT. PTFC Til I Die.
For breaking soccer news…
For insight that excels…
For expert analytics…
...you better go somewhere else.
But for a bit of craic about PDX footy with tongue firmly in cheek, inaccurate predictions, the hottest of takes, and plenty of off-the-rails moments, you’ve found the right vanity project. Just read what other satisfied listeners around the Rose City and beyond are saying:
“I learned absolutely nothing about the team. I’m not even sure these guys watch soccer.”
- Hugh Mann
"Like shepherds with some mics, they may have single handedly corralled the sheeple against the evils of the deep state."
-Stephanie
“I make all my important decisions, soccer-related and personal, after listening to Portland Vanity.”
- definitely the real Merritt Paulson
“¿Por qué ellos hablan tanto de caca?”
- Diego
“They're pretty nice, for assholes.”
- Dane
“They’re such sweet boys, but do they have to swear so much?”
- your grandma
“I gave one of them a key to my house, and every episode I listen to I question that decision.”
- Tyler
“Sign me up for cropped top and booty shorts day!”
-McG
“I quit.”
- Randy
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist): spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play
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Episode 97 (s5e8) - Point by Lonely Point
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results & performances
• Josh Talks Soccer Formations
• Jonathan visits training
• Predictions and upcoming matches -
Episode 96 (s5e7) - Man, F*#k Vancouver
What’s coming up in this episode?
• We suck
• We’re almost good
• We REALLY suck - FIRE EVERYONE
• We can be good?
Closing track: Wherever the Creeps Go - FYP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY
We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Instagram - PortlandVanity
Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts.
Catch us on ChristianMingle @pdxvanity -
Episode 95 (s5e6) - Where oh where have our finishing boots gone?
What’s coming up in this episode?
• New Storefront!
• Roster Moves & Rumors
• Results - ML$, Open Cup, Thorns & USMNT
• Predictions
Closing track Greg: Marina and the Diamonds, Bubblegum Bitch
We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Instagram - PortlandVanity
Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts. -
Episode 94 (s5e5) - A Tale of Four Halves
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results
• Signing inbound?
• Predictions
Closing track: Wake the Dead - Comeback Kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NTyyCwwDfY
We have a playlist of all the kick ass songs we play on Spotify. Search Radio Free PVSP
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Instagram - PortlandVanity
Twitter - PDXvanitysoccer
Now available on I Heart Radio, SoundCloud, Spotify, Apple Music, Google Play, and everywhere else you choose to listen to podcasts. -
Episode 93 (s5e4) - DaBoring
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Results and Rumors
• DaBella Ciao
• Listener Questions
• Predictions
• Upcoming Matches
Radio Free PVSP (closing song playlist) - spoti.fi/3ndcaqN
Produced and Engineered by Greg Donnelly
Intro Song written & performed by Greg Donnelly
Feedback:
Email - PortlandVanity@gmail.com
Leave a voicemail - 503-583-4235
Facebook - https://facebook.com/PortlandVanity/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/PDXvanitysoccer
Find us on:
Soundcloud, Spotify, Apple, and Google Play -
Episode 92 (s5e3) - Street Beefs
What’s coming up in this episode?
• Roster Moves, Rumors and Random
• Kit Talk with Josh
https://www.instagram.com/stories/highlights/18417712792035702/?hl=en
• 107IST News
• Listener Questions
• Gulp, PREDICTIONS
• Upcoming Matches