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TLE 170 - Dolphins
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On this episode, we discuss the problem with dolphins.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/24/2024)
Featuring, "Mr He Never Misses" Lee: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And as always, the joyful Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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TLE 169 - Does Anything Happen?
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On this episode, Aaron calls The Guys together to discuss whether or nothing anything happens, as well as his new source of political disillusionment - the right.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/17/2024)
Featuring the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 168 - One Thousand Indian Coworkers
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On this episode, we discuss the Biden administration's hesitant menthol ban, the state of vulnerable Indonesian trans sex workers, and Biden's various ethnic and cultural affiliations.
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Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/10/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 167 - Angel
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On this episode, we take a dive into some marketing techniques.
Recorded LIVE every Wednesday! (4/2/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_Car
And the "Number One PTO User of the Year", Aaron: https://twitter.com/btwa_RETURNS
And as always, the wise and Dionysian Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
And of course, the team's erudite investigator Paz: https://twitter.com/TLEPaz
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TLE 166 - Schmooooooling
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On this episode, we discuss the eschatology behind confusing behavior, planning out our Struggle Sesh, students in cages, and strategizing the future of the Penn Dutch question.
Recorded (this time actually, but not really) LIVE every Wednesday! (3/26/2024)
Featuring, the "The Golden Throat", Car Campit: https://twitter.com/TLE_CarAnd as always, the Production Monkey, Birdarchist: https://twitter.com/TLEbirdarchist
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Greatest News Show
Timeline Earth is the greatest News Show in history. Bird, a.k.a. Mr. Newsman, breaks the internet with his unparalleled talent and sheer handsomeness. Flanked by his equally gifted right hand Car, the affable Paz, and the charmingly unhinged Aaron, this quartet are the best FEMA campmates a guy could ask for. Coming to a Walmart near you!
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Best source of weekly news 9 Wednesdays out of10
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