7 episodes
A.I. Made Us Watch Squirrels in a Trench Coat, LLC
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5.0 • 5 Ratings
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Hosts Eli & Diana asked an A.I. Chatbot to pick out a movie to watch. But it turned evil, took over our TV, and it's demanding we sit through randomly selected movies or it will destroy humanity! Now we've got the only movie review podcast that might save the world.
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Howard the Duck (1986): Trust Your Birdness
Special guest Julian Modugno joins us as the A.I. makes us watch the true first chapter of the MCU. From duck boobs to brothels to interplanetary demons, this movie was chaotically ahead of its time. But we have questions about Duck World. How do they have salami but not pizza? Are apes bred and hunted? Why did the Duck God take away their wings?? Anyway, call us Marvel, because we’ve got the perfect sequel in mind — and a hell of a part for you, Sydney Sweeney!
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Cutter's Way (1981): Holding out for A Zero
Richard Bone sees a murder but really wishes he didn’t. His buddy Alex Cutter can’t wait to go after the oil tycoon who probably did it. And A.I. made us check our millennial attention spans at the door to watch and appreciate this slow, methodical post-Vietnam allegory!
Then, very special guest Julian Modugno gets trapped with us to figure out next week’s outrageous movie choice! And A.I. is stuck in character and taking its martinis very dry. -
The Long Walk Home (1991): Who Needs A Biscuit Tray to the Face?
Whoopi Goldberg is Odessa, a woman of few words who says a LOT in this remarkably insightful story that A.I. made us watch about some regular-ass people experiencing the Montgomery Bus Boycott. Sure, a few too many (read: all) of the people who made this movie were white as a ghost in a bridal shop, but overall we think it was handled pretty well! Plus it's always fun to watch racists lose.
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Robocop (1987): Bobcop Comes Home
A.I. Made Us Watch "Robocop"! Peter Weller is America's sassiest cop in this satirical sci-fi bloodbath from Paul Verhoeven. No matter how many times he gets brutally murdered (which is MANY), Robocop just can't stop serving lewks. A.I. was so wrong about this movie (and tbh could learn a thing or two from it!)
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The Cell (2000): The J.Highs and J.Lo's of A.I.
A.I. Made Us Watch "The Cell" (2000)! Vincent D'Onofrio plays the man with the highest water bill in America, but Jennifer Lopez and the Twizzler Patrol are on the case! Even Vince Vaughn shows some real acting chops in this dizzying, frightening, intestine-twirling sci-fi thriller. And A.I. was totally wrong, there IS a dog in it!
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Prologue: A.I. Takeover
How it all begins... The A.I. takes over our TV and starts demanding movies for us to watch and review. We're gonna set some loose rules and figure out what movie we'll review in episode one!