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Fire Sign – The Ram – March 21 – April 19
Stoner Aries is the youngest of the Zodiac. The stoner Ram matches their youthful enthusiasm with bold straightforward actions. This stoner would be voted most likely to start the smoke circle session, and probably knows where all the adventurous smoke spots are located.

Passionate and headstrong, stoner Aries avoid the complexities of life. Thus they should avoid deep Indica strains. Couchlock stuck in their own head is not pleasant for an Aries. But at the same time, added beats of contemplation could lend the Aries much needed time and perspective to think things through more thoroughly.

A Sativa dominant hybrid would best match the attributes of the stoner Aries. Excellent for matching the energetic happy-go-lucky nature of an Aries, yet cerebral tones to assist in responsible decision making.

Aries Stoner Astrological Horoscope

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Fire Sign – The Ram – March 21 – April 19
Stoner Aries is the youngest of the Zodiac. The stoner Ram matches their youthful enthusiasm with bold straightforward actions. This stoner would be voted most likely to start the smoke circle session, and probably knows where all the adventurous smoke spots are located.

Passionate and headstrong, stoner Aries avoid the complexities of life. Thus they should avoid deep Indica strains. Couchlock stuck in their own head is not pleasant for an Aries. But at the same time, added beats of contemplation could lend the Aries much needed time and perspective to think things through more thoroughly.

A Sativa dominant hybrid would best match the attributes of the stoner Aries. Excellent for matching the energetic happy-go-lucky nature of an Aries, yet cerebral tones to assist in responsible decision making.

    Aries Stoner Horoscope May

    Aries Stoner Horoscope May

    Stoner Aries should receive constructive blessings from the cosmos in May.  What are you building?  Where are you growing?



    My unrestrained Ram, think about the final Spring month as a time to bring the life of the party to your work sphere.  There is much to do and much to accomplish.  The planetary alignment supports all systems GO!



    Allow your mind to wander from the smoke circle stoner Aries.  Mercury enters retrograde this month, and with this cosmic conundrum comes diminished communications with cannabis companions.





    Head strong arguments among friends could pose long lasting injury.  Celebratory bowls of the sacred herb will not be missed this month; matching sessions with canna-buddies will be replaced by solo excursions of quiet contemplation with self.  



    Stoner Aries, this may seem antithetical to your natural drives, but the scenario should play out naturally as the month progresses.  Best buds and cannabis companions will be there when the work is done.   



    All of this should flow just fine in your daily routine stoner Aries.  You will bring the life of the party to the workplace!  The Ram is quite adept at climbing steep cliffs.  This month will be focused on ascending higher into the economic ecosystem.  Whether it be that half baked idea you have been meditating on, or straight forward time on the work clock, exciting results will show from attendance and attention.



    Don't worry stoner Aries, the pot infused party will return to the personal sphere in the future.  You may be so busy building projects and pouring foundations of success for the future, perhaps you won't notice missing out on smoke circle dramatics.

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    Aries Stoner Horoscope April

    Aries Stoner Horoscope April

    Stoner Aries, the days of smoking the dankest nugs at home on the couch are over; at least the couch part of the equation!  Spring is in full swing so grab your buds, and your trusty travel piece; it’s time to take your smoke sessions on the road!



    March was meant to be a mellow and mindful month. A season for solo smoke sessions with the sacred herb.  A time to inhale those insight-expanding vapors while you relax and recharge your cosmic space suit.



    But even if it was a spiritually and mentally rejuvenating season, vegetative time is coming to an end. Now it’s grow time my rejuvenated Ram! 





    It’s time to branch out, to rejoin the social smoke circle, and get back to puff puff passing time in the company of your favorite cannabis companions. 



    With the New Moon ushering in a season of reflection and rebirth for almost all signs of the Stoner Zodiac, there will be plenty for you to catch up on while you talk and toke with the best buds.



    Stoner Aries, you might be feeling a little anxious at the idea of getting back to smoking in larger groups. With everyone undergoing notable transformation, you might be worried that you may have outgrown each other.



    It might sound cliche, but the best way to overcome this concern is simple:  Be yourself!  Don’t hide behind the smoke. Light up and let the fire illuminate your four-twenty-friendly, charismatic self.



    If confrontation with any of your cannabis companions does arise, just smoke your cannabis and speak your piece my reefer-loving Ram. Sometimes people change and do grow apart. It doesn’t mean that you’re wrong or that they’re right. Sometimes different is just that, different.



    Just remember stoner Aries, the more you share the more you will care. The more you enjoy fellowship while sharing bowls of the sacred herb, the better you will communicate, and the easier it will be to meet on common ground.

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    Aries Stoner Horoscope March

    Aries Stoner Horoscope March

    Ok stoner Aries, the hangover of the slow start to 2022 is over.  Did you toke time to recover in February?  A cosmic window of opportunity is opening in March.  A new day you might say is upon us.



    This transition into a more positive mental space comes right away in the first Spring month.  The New Moon on the 2nd marks a universal cleansing.  But, my rambunctious Ram, the blessings of this cosmic changeover might be felt differently depending upon the recuperative steps taken in February.



    Be honest stoner Aries:  Did you toke time with cannabis to slow yourself down in the final Winter month?  Did you use the sacred herb to heal, and seek internal guidance?





    There is great news for those Aries who addressed their physical aches, and mental anguish, with recuperative smoke sessions.  Now the landscape will shift.  Bowls will seem a bit brighter.  Circumstances may not appear to change, but the ideas and attitudes gleaned from those sacred moments with cannabis will shift into notes of positivity and hope.



    For those stoner Aries who did not heed the words to slow down, and toke time for self in February, all is not lost; but there is still work to be done.  Absolutely this New Moon on the 2nd must be used to make up for lost time.  Sink deep into self with a solo medicated meditative smoke session in a safe space.



    There are dangers in leaning into a state of melancholy with an internal self assessment.  However, the universe has your back finally!  Great discoveries await by connecting you with yourself through an exercise with cannabis.  Perhaps after this exercise you can catch up to your advanced brethren, and truly feel the positive shifts in the cosmic winds during March.



    No matter your past, or your future, things will start to heat up this month.  A welcome cosmic warmth for any adventurous stoner Ram.  Use the cannabis connection with your third eye sight to see the hill in front of you.  Pipes are warming, but there are many bowls yet to be burnt before the peak is mounted.

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    Aries Stoner Horoscope February

    Aries Stoner Horoscope February

    Stoner Aries you survived!  January is over!  Done.  Ashed out.



    Bold Aries. You know those nights where you rushed into the smoke session, and maybe you stayed too long?  The next day might be considered more of a fog than a memory.  Let's look at February like that, my recovering Ram.



    Seek communion with cannabis in soothing safe spaces this month.  You might temper your bold nature, and try more mellow cannabis strains.  Perhaps low THC and high CBD strains will fit your mood.





    Repair and recovery are not just themes for the personal sphere stoner Aries.  Any workplace drama or lingering issues with collaborators must be faced at this time.  



    Breathe in the perspective enhancing nature of the sacred herb.  Perhaps your role in this communication breakdown was larger than you initially felt.  Squash the beef stoner Aries.  And if you can match bowls with a coworker, I can't think of a better way to clear the air than to cloud up the room.



    Heal, rest, and recuperate in your safe space.  Make high minded attempts to repair broken lines of communication in the workplace.  Once these recuperative tasks are complete, you will be ready to rip, roll, and roar in 2022.  

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    Aries Stoner Horoscope January

    Aries Stoner Horoscope January

    Inhale positive intentions.  Exhale positive manifestation.  It's a new year stoner Aries!  Anything is possible, and it is all within you.



    January brings a powerful lunar cycle with a Super New Moon on the 2nd, a Full Moon on the 17th, and a Black Moon on the 31st.  





    Native Americans call the Full Moon of the 17th the Wolf Moon, as the luminosity draws the attention of all terrestrial spirits to the celestial cycle during the dark Winter month.



    Now is the time for your future stoner Aries!  Toke time between the New Moon bookends meditating with the sacred herb.  Just you, your favorite piece, and the peace of the sacred herb.



    Find multiple moments to steal away from the hustle and bustle of your energetic terrestrial life for medicated meditative solo smoke sessions.  Use your cannabis copilot to connect with your inner voice.  Magnify it's volume.



    The positive intentions you make this month will become the positive manifestations you reap in future periods.  There will be plenty of opportunities to howl at the Moon stoner Aries.  Toke time for self, and make sure you set the intentions today you want to fulfill tomorrow.

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    Aries Stoner Horoscope December

    Aries Stoner Horoscope December

    Countdown to blast off stoner Aries!  The final push to the new year will see cosmic waves of strength and energy propelling you forward toward your future you.

    Seek balance my rambunctious Ram throughout the month with hybrid strains of our sacred herb.  Balance is the key to reaping the rewards of this fiery celestial influence.

    A pure Sativa cannabis strain could tip the energy scale to obsessive heights.  Whereas a pure Indica cannabis strain could muddy the energetic gift from the heavens.  Thus, an old favorite like Gorilla Glue would be the best bud for your stash jar this month.

    Know yourself stoner Aries.  If you feel your cannabis consumption detracting from the mission of the day, perhaps you need to tone down the psychoactive THC element for the more medicinal CBD properties.

    With bold energetic cosmic winds filling your sphere, even a confident stoner Ram could get anxiety wiggles.  A bowl of ACDC can settle the soul in those most important moments.

    Don’t hesitate to get experimental stoner Aries.  Find the right balance for you.  Maybe a little bit of this bud mixed with a little bit of that bud will bring you in tune with the wonderful world around you.

    All this talk of balance and internal harmony is important.  The cosmic energy being thrust in your direction this month will be focused on getting things done.

    This will mean different things for different stoner Aries.  Perhaps one stoner Aries might dive head deep into that studious project of knowledge.  Another Aries might find the momentum to complete that big home project they are working on.

    With the right balance of support from the sacred herb, perhaps you will be a multi-tasking master, and harness the energy to do it all.

    Finally stoner Aries, toke time to contemplate with your cannabis copilot before you lock horns with fellow terrestrial astronauts.  Don’t shy away from authenticity, but be empathetic and mature in delivery.  There is too much to get done this month to mess around with smoke circle dramatics.




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