148 episodes

Blood & Syrup is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the darkness that is Vampire the Masquerade. When a high-profile assassination leaves Montreal without a vampiric ruler, gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) - all recently turned Kindred - are sent to establish a new order at all costs, with the help of two ancient vampiric syrup barons! The show is hosted by our Storyteller, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

Blood & Syrup: A Vampire the Masquerade Podcast Dumb-Dumbs & Dice

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    • 4.6 • 39 Ratings

Blood & Syrup is a Dumb-Dumbs & Dice live-play podcast where professional voice actors and improvisers delve into the darkness that is Vampire the Masquerade. When a high-profile assassination leaves Montreal without a vampiric ruler, gangster Ridley Beef (Ryan LaPlante, @theryanlaplante), detective Everett Fry (Tyler Hewitt, @Tyler_Hewitt), and inspirational poet Iris Dunn (Megan Miles, @meggiemiles) - all recently turned Kindred - are sent to establish a new order at all costs, with the help of two ancient vampiric syrup barons! The show is hosted by our Storyteller, Tom McGee (@mcgeetd).

    2.01 - Welcome to New Haven

    2.01 - Welcome to New Haven

    Welcome, my Kindred, to the second season of Blood & Syrup, a Vampire: The Masquerade live-play podcast. I am Sylvanja Dracul, your host through this World of Darkness. Our heroes successfully defeated the Orphans, as commanded by the Prince of Montreal, but their situation hasn't gotten any better. Iris is away on tour, Damian Black has kidnapped Ridley's mother, and Everett's crises of conscience are growing more deadly as Montreal falls deeper into the shadows of the Camarilla and the Vampire mafia. How will the coterie escape their blackmailers and keep Montreal from washing away in a tide of blood?
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    • 55 min
    2.02 - Hunger Frenzy

    2.02 - Hunger Frenzy

    Everett was sent to Calgary to save Ridley’s mother, but contrary to the easy administrative job that had been arranged for him in New Haven, the situation in town was desperate and the role of sheriff was immediately thrust upon him. Deputies Doris, Val and Evangeline began a night like any other, but arrived at the station only to find frenzying Kindred trying to break down the door and kill them all. How will the coterie handle the ticking time bomb that is New Haven and their first crisis with an untested sheriff?
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    • 35 min
    2.03 - The Situation

    2.03 - The Situation

    Our coterie had their first taste of action as four Kindred attacked in a hunger frenzy. After two of the Vampires were quickly dispatched, the leader of Clan Ventrue in New Haven, Fabienne Lacroix, was paralyzed and the deputies turned to see Everett feeding on the remaining attacker. Will Everett successfully diablerize another Kindred? And what will our deputies make of their new sheriff’s tastes?
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    • 31 min
    2.04 - Introductions

    2.04 - Introductions

    Our coterie apprised Everett of the current situation. Before her murder, Princess Cleopatra started the New Haven project against the objections of many. Now, Everett must pretend to be the legitimate sheriff and our coterie must keep the citizens of New Haven under control. Otherwise, every human and Kindred alike will be liquidated. Amidst potential threats from the Children of Lilith and an influx of Kindred refugees putting stress on the town’s blood supply, can the coterie contain the situation now with a potential Drac problem on their hands?
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    • 47 min
    2.05 - The Sunset Retirement Home

    2.05 - The Sunset Retirement Home

    With a moment to breathe, the coterie were formally introduced. CCTV footage revealed that the frenzying kindred, all from different clans, had been released on the station’s doorstep by two vans from the Sunset Retirement Home. This revelation confirmed the coterie’s suspicions that the attack was intentional. But how will the deputies react to Everett’s decision to promptly erase the video?
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    • 53 min
    2.06 - A Normal Night

    2.06 - A Normal Night

    The Coterie arrived at the Sunset Retirement Home to gather evidence and find those who had sent the frenzied attackers. Evangeline (Laura Elizabeth, @elhamstring) explained to Everett (Tyler Hewitt, @tyler_hewitt) how they investigate crimes, Doris (Clare Blackwood, @clareblackwood) compelled Loreley Beerfass to reveal that it had not, in fact, been a “normal night” and Val (Del Borovic, @deltastic) broke into a locked shed only to find bloody symbols on the ground and a corpse, its flayed face contorted in a scream. Featuring our Storyteller Ryan LaPlante (@theryanlaplante).
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    • 40 min

Customer Reviews

4.6 out of 5
39 Ratings

39 Ratings

Sashira ,

Favorite DD&D podcast so far

This company at its best. Maximum creativity, minimum cringe humor, a flawless combination of characters that pull you in, thoughtfully dark world building, and ridiculous hilarity.

Season 2 shifts to weird Tyler vampire sheriff fanfiction… but I am here for it.

Bacon 7x ,

Hilarious and addicting

Just found this and am listening from the beginning, about 16 episodes in. Every episode has me literally laughing out loud, messy successy!

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